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Sang this to tune

Sang this to tune

From the very first word...🎶

Sounds fun

Sounds fun

First world problem

My friends do that, and there is something in that wine that makes all the paintings look good. It's the damndest thing.

No one forces anyone to get an art degree...

Pretty sure it's the hand holding paint by numbers that makes them ok looking.

Every time a store dies

Every time a store dies

It's free real estate.

They just set up shop here in a newly closed Babies R Us. So yeah, they crawled into the still-warm corpse of Toys R Us’ dead baby.

Thats weird because they pop up in the old toys r us in my town.

Best buy went out of business here recently... Guess what the banner says now

A bong a day keeps motivation at bay

A bong a day keeps motivation at bay

You ever dropped a lighter in your room? That's why mines always clean.

Is it because you got high?

Its really not that hard to keep a room clean, cmon now people

*unzips zipper*

*unzips zipper*

Kawaii-nee desu desu Satan-kun

Watch out, those Qanon nutbags think this twitter account is part of the deep state conspiracy

"Satan why am I here? Are you going to kill me?"

Satan- omea wa mo shindeiru

"The fuck kinda weeb hell is this?"

And that kids is how I offended Japanese Satan so much he kicked me out of hell.

Damn bananas

Damn bananas

All i know is sucking

Looks like the work of the FSB. Look for polonium in the tea cup just to make sure, yeah?

IT'S FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY

IT'S FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY

This ice is harder than the erection I get yelling at underpaid and overworked failing restaurant owners trying to do their best as their dream crumbles before their eyes. Now fuck off you first rate plum, waisting my time.

Bring back Pangaea

Bring back Pangaea

Maybe if we talk about it enough on /sub/outside they’ll bring Pangaea back in the next update

Swimming is free. Better get started now

Can I apply to become a penguin erector?

Can I apply to become a penguin erector?

Boy I thought this was gonna be something entirely different

I mean I don't know enough about penguins to contradict you, but that job sounds like complete insanity.

2000 flights a day?

That's about 1 every 45seconds all day.

There ain't no airport in Scotland that busy!

They should look into to bowling pin setter...

Try one of these subthreads