How do you frown
From the very first word...🎶
First world problem
My friends do that, and there is something in that wine that makes all the paintings look good. It's the damndest thing.
No one forces anyone to get an art degree...
Pretty sure it's the hand holding paint by numbers that makes them ok looking.
It's free real estate.
They just set up shop here in a newly closed Babies R Us. So yeah, they crawled into the still-warm corpse of Toys R Us’ dead baby.
Thats weird because they pop up in the old toys r us in my town.
Best buy went out of business here recently... Guess what the banner says now
You ever dropped a lighter in your room? That's why mines always clean.
Is it because you got high?
Its really not that hard to keep a room clean, cmon now people
Kawaii-nee desu desu Satan-kun
Watch out, those Qanon nutbags think this twitter account is part of the deep state conspiracy
"Satan why am I here? Are you going to kill me?"
Satan- omea wa mo shindeiru
"The fuck kinda weeb hell is this?"
And that kids is how I offended Japanese Satan so much he kicked me out of hell.
All i know is sucking
Looks like the work of the FSB. Look for polonium in the tea cup just to make sure, yeah?
This ice is harder than the erection I get yelling at underpaid and overworked failing restaurant owners trying to do their best as their dream crumbles before their eyes. Now fuck off you first rate plum, waisting my time.
Maybe if we talk about it enough on /sub/outside they’ll bring Pangaea back in the next update
Swimming is free. Better get started now
Boy I thought this was gonna be something entirely different
I mean I don't know enough about penguins to contradict you, but that job sounds like complete insanity.
2000 flights a day?
That's about 1 every 45seconds all day.
There ain't no airport in Scotland that busy!
They should look into to bowling pin setter...