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Degree removal.

Degree removal.

Deergree

"...Girls like blue too...doh!"

What the heck

What the heck

That's actually really funny!

I did that too, except I didn't want them to call on me.

One thing I learned.

One thing I learned.

I know all about taxes, it’s right under Oklahoma

Yo!

Gospel right here!!!!!!

My school offered an elective class that showed me some adult stuff (simple tax returns, balancing accounts, probably more...), but I've had a job since I was 14, and have been quite aware of taxes since then.

Hasn’t even seen the movie poster apparently either

Hasn’t even seen the movie poster apparently either

She has not...or maybe she’s an undercover nazi.

did you just assume her gender xD

Anchovies

Anchovies

Pineapples have become the new anchovie. But pineapple does belong on pizza

Blame the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, especially Michelangelo. He HATES anchovies.

Anchovies are the secret ingredient in every good tomato sauce you have ever ate.

Didn't they go extinct or was that something I saw on the Simpson's

Seems two-faced

Seems two-faced

I adore the nonchalance of this tweet, not to mention this gentleman/these two gentlemen!

😂😂😂

Triple dicked mofos stealin our ladies tho

Lies on top of lies

Lies on top of lies

Smeeeears pen or puts a hole in the paper

The blue side rubs out paper

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