every time i see this it's still funny as hell.
I foresee a lot of VR related injuries in the future
His first mistake was to look down
I would totally do that!
Idk the wheelbarrow is now full and it took no time at all I’m calling this one a job well done
Wtf is this and why is he wearing like a high school PE outfit?
That’s a lot of Mac and cheese
I think we are going to need a bigger wheelbarrow.
Huh wow I guess you did the same as those other hundred people! I think they somehow even took identical photos!
It's fine just scrape the top of it with a butter knife. We don't waste food in this household
At least you didn't burn to death, so that's nice I guess?
Yes children find the most inopportune moments to say unsettling things that only vaguely represent the actual conversation had. My daughter makes sure to embarrass me any chance she gets!
I would fold origami animals for my daughter while we were in line or waiting for a bus or whatever. Dragons, toads, rhinos, t-shirts, houses, whatever I could make with what I had, usually dollar bills.
One day in the middle of a crowded bus my 4 year old daughter asks, in a loud voice because it was a loud bus, "daddy can I have the cock?"
I am dumbfounded about what the hell she is talking about and think I must have missed hear her. So in my stupidity I say, "I couldn't hear you, what was that?"
She then proceeds to say MUVH LOUDER, "can I have the cock in your pocket, I want to play with the cock!"
The entire bus went silent... And I'm pretty sure I died, all I could do was say, "I have no idea what you are talking about." And that's when she says the paper bird. And that's when I remember I had made her an origami peacock while we were waiting.
I reached into my pocket, handed her the peacock, and had her say the word PEAcock, then I rang the bell and got us off that bus.
When my daughter was about 3 we were in the mall and she had to pee. I took her into the men’s room and into a stall. Figured I’d kill two birds with one stone and use the bathroom as well. My daughter blurts out “ that’s the cutest little penis I’ve ever seen!”. I could the other guys in the stifling back laughter... I waited for what seemed like an eternity to leave... I told my wife what she said and my wife started hysterically laughing.... turns out she said that whenever she changed our infant sons diaper and my daughter would hear....
CAN I HAVE THE COCK IN YOUR POCKET
For some reason I don't think a tiny broom is the solution to their problem.
Close the door
You're right! Where's the dustpan?
Saw this late at night and honestly got spooked a bit by what was in the corner.
It happens sometimes. You just gotta pull the other string bro
It's like one of those misting fans. I don't see the problem.
:/ I didn't notice until I saw your comment, so thanks.
Just found out it was my cake day, ends in ten minutes
Logged on to Reddit late night as you casually do and saw it was my cake day. First year of having an account was pretty nice it's a shame I've got only minutes. Hopefully I don't break some rule and have my one post taken down. I guess I'm not too sad.
HAPPY CAKE DAY!!
Ayyy you too, friend!
TRIPLE HAPPY CAKE DAY
We share cake day :) happy cake day to us!
This guy is amazing with all the things he builds. Manages to convey a certain feeling without saying any words...
I'm hoping there were layers of ash/rust, dirt, hair and sweat between the heat and his skin. Otherwise his pain receptors would start screaming soon after they realized their neighbors weren't reporting in
turn on the subtitles, it adds so much to the show
Old welder chiming in here, things like that happen all the time when you work with hot metals. Ya it hurts but maybe a little blister but probably not it was on and off fairly quickly.
What an idiot - no concept of space.
Yeah, what a fuckin’ dumbass toddler
the only thing that I thought of when I saw this was TANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
A little tip, be honest and joke about it. If they see you trying to hide it, they could even think you stole it.
Cover it with a waiter's towel. Tell them you're ready to "serve" the company.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Sorry guys realise how terribly I’ve worded this. I was describing the situation at the moment the picture was taken. This interview was for my current job a while ago, so yes I got the job :)