Wellthatsucks

Virtual reality

every time i see this it's still funny as hell.

I foresee a lot of VR related injuries in the future

His first mistake was to look down

I would totally do that!

Turn then slowly pull...

Turn then slowly pull...

Idk the wheelbarrow is now full and it took no time at all I’m calling this one a job well done

Wtf is this and why is he wearing like a high school PE outfit?

That’s a lot of Mac and cheese

I think we are going to need a bigger wheelbarrow.

I put a pizza in the oven yesterday night after a drunken night out.. fell asleep in the couch while waiting for it.. woke up a couple of hours later by my fire alarm..this is what's my pizza looked like..

I put a pizza in the oven yesterday night after a drunken night out.. fell asleep in the couch while waiting for it.. woke up a couple of hours later by my fire alarm..this is what's my pizza looked like..

Huh wow I guess you did the same as those other hundred people! I think they somehow even took identical photos!

So coincidental!

Extra crunchy

It's fine just scrape the top of it with a butter knife. We don't waste food in this household

At least you didn't burn to death, so that's nice I guess?

How to be branded as a pedophile 101

How to be branded as a pedophile 101

Yes children find the most inopportune moments to say unsettling things that only vaguely represent the actual conversation had. My daughter makes sure to embarrass me any chance she gets!

I would fold origami animals for my daughter while we were in line or waiting for a bus or whatever. Dragons, toads, rhinos, t-shirts, houses, whatever I could make with what I had, usually dollar bills.

One day in the middle of a crowded bus my 4 year old daughter asks, in a loud voice because it was a loud bus, "daddy can I have the cock?"

I am dumbfounded about what the hell she is talking about and think I must have missed hear her. So in my stupidity I say, "I couldn't hear you, what was that?"

She then proceeds to say MUVH LOUDER, "can I have the cock in your pocket, I want to play with the cock!"

The entire bus went silent... And I'm pretty sure I died, all I could do was say, "I have no idea what you are talking about." And that's when she says the paper bird. And that's when I remember I had made her an origami peacock while we were waiting.

I reached into my pocket, handed her the peacock, and had her say the word PEAcock, then I rang the bell and got us off that bus.

When my daughter was about 3 we were in the mall and she had to pee. I took her into the men’s room and into a stall. Figured I’d kill two birds with one stone and use the bathroom as well. My daughter blurts out “ that’s the cutest little penis I’ve ever seen!”. I could the other guys in the stifling back laughter... I waited for what seemed like an eternity to leave... I told my wife what she said and my wife started hysterically laughing.... turns out she said that whenever she changed our infant sons diaper and my daughter would hear....

CAN I HAVE THE COCK IN YOUR POCKET

Flooding

Flooding

For some reason I don't think a tiny broom is the solution to their problem.

Close the door

CLODOR.

You're right! Where's the dustpan?

That’s not how fans are supposed to work.

Saw this late at night and honestly got spooked a bit by what was in the corner.

It happens sometimes. You just gotta pull the other string bro

It's like one of those misting fans. I don't see the problem.

:/ I didn't notice until I saw your comment, so thanks.

Just found out it was my cake day, ends in ten minutes

Just found out it was my cake day, ends in ten minutes

Logged on to Reddit late night as you casually do and saw it was my cake day. First year of having an account was pretty nice it's a shame I've got only minutes. Hopefully I don't break some rule and have my one post taken down. I guess I'm not too sad.

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!

Ayyy you too, friend!

TRIPLE HAPPY CAKE DAY

We share cake day :) happy cake day to us!

Molten iron slag lands on Primitive Technology guys arm and he casually brushes it off

This guy is amazing with all the things he builds. Manages to convey a certain feeling without saying any words...

I'm hoping there were layers of ash/rust, dirt, hair and sweat between the heat and his skin. Otherwise his pain receptors would start screaming soon after they realized their neighbors weren't reporting in

turn on the subtitles, it adds so much to the show

Old welder chiming in here, things like that happen all the time when you work with hot metals. Ya it hurts but maybe a little blister but probably not it was on and off fairly quickly.

Mother, why have you forsaken me?

What an idiot - no concept of space.

Yeah, what a fuckin’ dumbass toddler

the only thing that I thought of when I saw this was TANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

About to arrive for an interview in a new suit, realise they left the tag on....

About to arrive for an interview in a new suit, realise they left the tag on....

A little tip, be honest and joke about it. If they see you trying to hide it, they could even think you stole it.

Good luck!

Cover it with a waiter's towel. Tell them you're ready to "serve" the company.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Sorry guys realise how terribly I’ve worded this. I was describing the situation at the moment the picture was taken. This interview was for my current job a while ago, so yes I got the job :)

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