Shrink his legs and I think he'd pull off a fantastic rod Reiss Titan.
He has about as much money as those hands can hold.
At least he has a fat belly.
Hands are much too big.
Improperly secured in his car seat. Tsk tsk, Melania.
He's aroused and I got lazy towards the end.
I think you meant Ivanka, Melania won't touch him.
That’s a great idea, honestly. I would totally build out a little nook in that desk if I were president for Costanza naps.
“I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. You know I’m automatically attracted to Beautiful. I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything… grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” Donald Trump
This is my favorite, thanks for sharing
"Putin the Puppetmaster"
How come the president routinely insults America’s closest allies but can’t seem to say a bad word about a murderous dictator like Putin?
I have watched this shitbag's shenengans local to me in NYC and worldwide through the past 3 decades. I didn't need Putin to 'make' me hate this waste of air and flesh
This whole administration has been a joke. I'm genuinely sad to be a part of this nation.
What a mess. Deep down he's probably glad to be out of there.
How can Trump be so rich and not afford a suit that is fitted properly?
It’s not a suit, it’s gut camouflage. That way he can fat shame others while remaining svelte.
It doesn’t look that different honestly
Quality post. Needs baby arms.
“Four! Today I turned four.”
Is that a huge load in his diaper?
Color me amazed, his hand is not down her shirt
idea from u/jadboy20 's comment
Stolen and tweeted. Well done.
10/10. Would chortle at this again.
The 400-pound hacker can now get back at Trump for outing him over the DNC hack.
Rats, it's only available in XXXL...
It's available in all sizes except 3X
It took me way too long to figure out how that t-shirt was in any way related to this sub.