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Saw this and thought it belonged

Saw this and thought it belonged

If I had a dollar for every time this was reposted, I'd have enough to buy back all the jpegs lost in the process.

"Fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice....can't get fooled again"

It's nice and crispy

Few more reposts and it'll be deep fried

Needs more jpeg

Am I doing this correctly?

Am I doing this correctly?

Now ghost her for ten years and then pop up when she's finally got her shit together, asking for a second chance.

Am I doing this correctly?

I'm going to say yes, since I can go for a month without even getting a single match..

Maybe I'm not the best person to answer, hmm.

Run OP, run far away.

My daddy taught me one thing before going out for a pack of smokes, and that's "Do not, in any circumstances, stick your dick in crazy"

get the belt

3 years ago she swiped right first, we both didn't want a relationship. Here we are this past Friday, after travelling from Australia.

3 years ago she swiped right first, we both didn't want a relationship. Here we are this past Friday, after travelling from Australia.

Cool, now you can finally have sex,

He married. I don’t think he’s gonna have sex anymore.

Thanks for raising the LTR bar even higher..

Lake moraine in Banff

Sign me the fuck up.

Sign me the fuck up.

Dude, i hope she doesnt!

I have every intention to

Call her bluff

Nice.

I know this is a repost from r/jokes, but this one just landed me a date with the girl of my dreams. Reddit, you're the best wingman 👍

I know this is a repost from r/jokes, but this one just landed me a date with the girl of my dreams. Reddit, you're the best wingman 👍

Keep us updated on whether or not she bails on you

Gotta love the random wizard (pyromancer) in the group.

Unless you meant pyromaniac.

NARRATOR

She did.

NOT

She showed. No bot, no making me pay. No negative stereotype that everyone here seems to fester on.

We had an amazing time. Went to a comic book shop, got bulba, saw Deadpool 2 in the beat down theater that you can talk and be stupid at. Then we got tacos from a bomb food truck. Later we went back to her place for Naruto n chill. Was easily the best date I've ever been on.

But it’s shark week

But it’s shark week

I love that when he thought OP was marathon-watching documentaries he didn't try to interrupt, talk her out of it, or otherwise get in the way of whatever it is she nerds out on. He offered to work around her schedule. Teamwork makes the dream work.

No question at all I would’ve never guessed that ‘I can’t fuck you cause it’s shark week’ was some girl euphemism for having a period and I really thought I had heard em all.

And it is actually shark week.

I love that he asked if it was 24/7 😂

What is even better is when I actually met him, he told me he was thinking he was more than willing to do doggy style so I could watch shark week while we had sex.

Bumbled to death.

Bumbled to death.
B E G O N E
T H O T

Hahahaha amazing

I’ve never experienced that on bumble since I never get any matches on it.

A super-likable fellow :)

A super-likable fellow :)

Doesn’t know what a memaw is?! Same thing as a gam gam, dummy

I think it's southern USA speak for 'Grandma'

Don't know what a gam gam is?! Same thing as a babushka, dummy

Don’t know what a babushka is?! Same thing as a γιαγιά, dummy

She's a biochemistry major

She's a biochemistry major

Can I take my nuts and barium in your pussy?

What happened next? Did you two bond?

Bold strategy cotton

Like Na and Cl

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