Nah, I already used my super like on some bald chick with a nose piercing and five kids.
only top tier specimens can be found on tinder
yeah, that sounds more promising. u might be able to donate to her for a sixth
so did you super like? need updates plz
Very reasonable coffee preference
1122 miles away huh
Wait, you don't use a dick to stir your coffee? Damn, that explains why I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore.
already swiped all the others that are closer ;-)
Damn dude you're pushy as fuck
10 000 upvotes and you‘ll give me your first born child
Thank you for blocking out your own name, Ian.
Burgers (chicken). Huh?
She was probably wrong about all of these things but one.
So a chicken sandwich?
At least she liked it. Just continue to play it off
Mean girls Lindsay= peak Lindsay
Wow I'd love to chat with you late at night, you'd make me fall asleep in no time.
I wish we could turn reddit upvotes into money for drugs
It’s a double date