Tinder

It didn’t work..

It didn’t work..

Solid attempt. We'll get em next time...

Quite what? Don't keep us in suspense

/sub/woooosh

Fission mailed...

Sometimes it’s just too easy

Sometimes it’s just too easy

I think she wanted to hook up

Dude if she’s giving it away you should take it. The dollar that is.

Idk Sherlock that seems simple..too simple...

"can I borrow a dollar?" it's so unorthodox it might just work

The definition of this sub right now.

The definition of this sub right now.

That guy looks exactly like I imagine most dudes on the Internet look like.

I doughn't know how many more times I can read that line; it kneads to end

Someone posted an exchange on /sub/tinder a while back, and it went something like this:

Guy: Do you like bread

Girl: Yeah

Guy: Follow up question

Guy: Do you like being choked?

Girl: Sure

Guy: Follow up question

Guy: What are you doing tomorrow night?

Apparently it worked, and now /sub/tinder is flooded with very creative people trying it out (and usually failing miserably.)

The Tinder exchange is a play off an older meme from last year or so where someone posted on perhaps Twitter:

Normal person flirting: Hey, you're cute, we should go out some time

Me flirting: So, do you like bread?

Yeah he looks like a total NiceGuytm

Mission compromised

Mission compromised

I think that’s actually the most successful that pickup line can go...

Someone please wake me up when the bread trend dies

We're all proud of you, Tayla.

As far as I can tell it's a nonsensical chat up line copying a random OP. You ask if the matched likes bread. Then you say "follow up question do you like being choked?". There's no causal link between the two and the second clause is a bit rude. That's where there comedy comes from

This is how you handle rejection!

This is how you handle rejection!

Honestly I prefer when people are straightforward about their intentions. It helps both parties make informed decisions while wasting very little time. I'm super glad he wasn't the type of person to insult me after I said I wasn't interested in his suggestion. I genuinely hope he finds what he's looking for!

Some what wholesome

Great job hiding his face. /s

Um, normal people?

Abort mission

Abort mission

You've been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.

Mission failed, we'll get them next time

This message will self-destruct in five seconds

Press F to pay respects

hey look, it worked for me!

hey look, it worked for me!

I love the sex with the wamen.

1 bE atTRAC

2 no UglI

rUlEs 1&2??????????

wHaT ArE RUies 1&2??!???

Sitting here whole body in spasms and laughing manically waiting to pull the trigger

Sitting here whole body in spasms and laughing manically waiting to pull the trigger
Sitting here whole body in spasms and laughing manically waiting to pull the trigger

It's her fault if she lives in 2018 and doesn't know updog!

Is that you Michael Scott?

What is this updog thing?

well okay then

well okay then

This is the one.

can we see a pic of u op. i need to know how this happens

Clearly the bread was responsible for this.

Where the hell do these aggressive women live?...

Try one of these subthreads