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Alright don't let me down lads

Alright don't let me down lads

"Let's get started. They can try and catch up."

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1 to the 10

Savage

Jesus dude she has a family 😂

Destruction 100

Restoration 100

This is one of those high risk, high reward jokes and it paid off.

With balls like that, you could fill me up any day op.

I just learned I'm going to be a father!

I just learned I'm going to be a father!

A follower of rules 1 and 2, I see.

I might be ugly but as long as someone finds me attractive, there is hope.

We have one, it's called "the entire god damn subreddit".

Nah they’re inferring that you’re attractive.

Accentuate the Positive. Eliminate the Negative.

Accentuate the Positive. Eliminate the Negative.

/sub/murderedbywords holy fucking shit dude.. you're a dad, you are supposed to make light hearted jokes not fucking straight up murder people..

Also from a dad to another dad.. agreed don't need that kind of negativity...

Edit: As a fulltime dad, I find many women I tell I already have 2 kids are a huge deal breaker for them, and that is fine, that is my life. I can accept that easily. The difference being in the way they say it. We are grown ups, and some people only want kids of their own, and that is all within their right, I don't blame them. I love my kids.

someone call in an ambulance she needs to get to a burn victim unit

Damn man. She doesnt sound super nice but not wanting to date someone with 3 kids is kinda normal lmao

ELIMINATE

Probably gonna get disliked a lot, but I thought this would be good to post here. Guy matched me, even though it explicitly says I'm trans on my profile.

Probably gonna get disliked a lot, but I thought this would be good to post here. Guy matched me, even though it explicitly says I'm trans on my profile.

you have it in your profile so it’s his fault for not taking time to read!

Not only did he match with you, but then sent the first message? Sounds like closeted interest to me

Still doesn't stop him from reporting me for being a "fake girl" EDIT: a word

I mean there are "fake girls", but they are usually called catfish.

She immediately unmatched me.

She immediately unmatched me.

They should start handing out bans for that shit.

It already disallowed in the Community Guidelines under scamming if I'm remembering correctly. Just report these kind of people and they will get banned.

“I’d know that ass anywhere.”

She was just going to take the money and unmatch anyway probably 🤷🏻‍♂️

Had to defend my short kings ✊🏼

Had to defend my short kings ✊🏼

Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won't think twice but call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.

Because elephants never forget.

what u did to her face is disturbing for some reason

What is with these girls and their fucking height requirements???!!!

Her titties look like they’re fighting and don’t want to sit next to eachother

Keep digging...

Keep digging...

Something tells me she doesnt have a car and wants someone to give her rides

Well I wasn’t actually gonna tell her what car I drive cuz it’s a POS so

Op the way you replied is on point.

Something tells me the only thing she is capable of doing is sucking that d

The hero she needs, but doesn’t deserve

The hero she needs, but doesn’t deserve

Show up to the first date and it’s grandpa in a wig making sure you’re a good choice for his granddaughter.

I'd smash...

My fists into a wall after disappointing her grandpa.

What a wig and no dress? I ain’t buyin’ it.

Is it just me or is grandpa ripped af?! Not Arnie ripped but I wouldn’t wanna piss him off !

I dont understand what I did wrong

I dont understand what I did wrong

She could be not from here. Or she could be quite clever, and yanking you around. Or she could be dumb as a box of rocks.

Either way, you have to decide if it's worth proceeding.

We all think she’s dumb but she’s probably playing 4D chess.

She knows the joke, and she’s just one upping you. Check mate, atheists.

When I was younger I thought it was HILARIOUS to answer "Knock knock" with "Come in?" I was completely out of control.

She either has 20 IQ or 200 IQ

Try one of these subthreads