Tinder

First night on Tinder and I see this

First night on Tinder and I see this

Nah, I already used my super like on some bald chick with a nose piercing and five kids.

only top tier specimens can be found on tinder

yeah, that sounds more promising. u might be able to donate to her for a sixth

so did you super like? need updates plz

This guy is gold

This guy is gold

Very reasonable coffee preference

1122 miles away huh

Wait, you don't use a dick to stir your coffee? Damn, that explains why I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore.

already swiped all the others that are closer ;-)

I’m going to need some help guys.

I’m going to need some help guys.
I’m going to need some help guys.

Damn dude you're pushy as fuck

10 000 upvotes and you‘ll give me your first born child

/sub/cringepics

Honestly, no I am not fun at parties

Honestly, no I am not fun at parties
Honestly, no I am not fun at parties

Thank you for blocking out your own name, Ian.

A cocktail of /sub/sadcringe mixed with a hint of /sub/iamverysmart and garnished with neckbeard hairs

Neckbeard

I'm a mind reader

I'm a mind reader

Burgers (chicken). Huh?

Chicken burgers

She was probably wrong about all of these things but one.

So a chicken sandwich?

Yes..."Joke"

Yes..."Joke"

At least she liked it. Just continue to play it off

Prove me wrong Reddit.

Prove me wrong Reddit.

Mean girls Lindsay= peak Lindsay

No

Wow I'd love to chat with you late at night, you'd make me fall asleep in no time.

I wish we could turn reddit upvotes into money for drugs

Try one of these subthreads