Solid attempt. We'll get em next time...
Quite what? Don't keep us in suspense
I think she wanted to hook up
Dude if she’s giving it away you should take it. The dollar that is.
Idk Sherlock that seems simple..too simple...
"can I borrow a dollar?" it's so unorthodox it might just work
That guy looks exactly like I imagine most dudes on the Internet look like.
I doughn't know how many more times I can read that line; it kneads to end
Someone posted an exchange on /sub/tinder a while back, and it went something like this:
Guy: Do you like bread
Guy: Follow up question
Guy: Do you like being choked?
Guy: Follow up question
Guy: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Apparently it worked, and now /sub/tinder is flooded with very creative people trying it out (and usually failing miserably.)
The Tinder exchange is a play off an older meme from last year or so where someone posted on perhaps Twitter:
Normal person flirting: Hey, you're cute, we should go out some time
Me flirting: So, do you like bread?
Yeah he looks like a total NiceGuytm
I think that’s actually the most successful that pickup line can go...
Someone please wake me up when the bread trend dies
We're all proud of you, Tayla.
As far as I can tell it's a nonsensical chat up line copying a random OP. You ask if the matched likes bread. Then you say "follow up question do you like being choked?". There's no causal link between the two and the second clause is a bit rude. That's where there comedy comes from
Honestly I prefer when people are straightforward about their intentions. It helps both parties make informed decisions while wasting very little time. I'm super glad he wasn't the type of person to insult me after I said I wasn't interested in his suggestion. I genuinely hope he finds what he's looking for!
Some what wholesome
Great job hiding his face. /s
Um, normal people?
You've been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.
Mission failed, we'll get them next time
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I love the sex with the wamen.
1 bE atTRAC
2 no UglI
wHaT ArE RUies 1&2??!???
It's her fault if she lives in 2018 and doesn't know updog!
Is that you Michael Scott?
What is this updog thing?
This is the one.
can we see a pic of u op. i need to know how this happens
Clearly the bread was responsible for this.
Where the hell do these aggressive women live?...