Wow, automotive skills and fashion sense. You've come along way since the girl I knew nothing about in high school.
Is the woman behind you taking a picture of her snatch?
The only one who got really excited was the person in the Marge costume, everyone else was very meh
I thought, perhaps, changing suits had gone out of fashion. Eh, Marge?
As much as I love Billy West, I would've loved to hear Phil Hartman voice Zapp Brannigan at least once
Hey if this stuff is too nice for you, i got some crap
You mean Republicans
They're incredibly selfish and immature. They don't care about innocent people getting hurt or killed as long as they get to play with their toys and feel like big men, pathetic.
I posted this a few months ago, and someone was STILL chirping me about how stupid an idea gun control is on THAT thread just the other day. Coo-coo bananas.
EDIT: it wasn't the other day. It was 16 hours ago. /u/dan4t literally said "some things are worth the cost of human lives." That's a direct quote.
Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are!
I'll need three ships and 50 stout men!
Arr. Can you give me five minutes?
Football in the groin! Football in the groin!!
Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.
It's a sensitive, yet unfortunately titled film, puke-a-hantas. 9 thumbs up.
“Wow. I’ll never drink another beer.”
“I’ll take ten.”
"But those Olde Springfield squares are just gonna make you cut your hair, turn down your music and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge."
It's a badger all right. Or possibly a griffin.
I thought someone with two wives would be happy
No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
I think I understand the mouse pad love in this subreddit. Not only are they great references (this one included) but they're also rounded off like the old CRT TVs we used to watch the classic simpsons on. Take this other recent post for example. I thought it was another mouse pad but nope, it was a CRT tv in the Simpsons. The mouse pads are just a proper screenshot of how we used to remember seeing the show, before the flat screens and wide angle.
It's a ring toss game.
Brownest of the brown liquors.
But I'm in the middle of a trial.
Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
Ahh... sweet liquor eases the pain.
Don't be the boy... Don't be the boy...
D'oh! (Gut gets bigger, hair falls out.)
Yeah, Bart. I am to Crunchy the Clown.
Lionel Hutz: "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you, are the greatest hero in American history."