TheSimpsons

Hey reddit you might remember me from posts such as the one with the suit, and I’m pleased to say, today I lived my dream!

Hey reddit you might remember me from posts such as the one with the suit, and I’m pleased to say, today I lived my dream!

Wow, automotive skills and fashion sense. You've come along way since the girl I knew nothing about in high school.

Is the woman behind you taking a picture of her snatch?

The only one who got really excited was the person in the Marge costume, everyone else was very meh

I thought, perhaps, changing suits had gone out of fashion. Eh, Marge?

Lest We Forget Phil Hartman: Credit Alex Chavez

Lest We Forget Phil Hartman: Credit Alex Chavez

As much as I love Billy West, I would've loved to hear Phil Hartman voice Zapp Brannigan at least once

The US response to school shootings

The US response to school shootings

Lousy beatniks

You mean Republicans

They're incredibly selfish and immature. They don't care about innocent people getting hurt or killed as long as they get to play with their toys and feel like big men, pathetic.

Yup.

I posted this a few months ago, and someone was STILL chirping me about how stupid an idea gun control is on THAT thread just the other day. Coo-coo bananas.

EDIT: it wasn't the other day. It was 16 hours ago. /u/dan4t literally said "some things are worth the cost of human lives." That's a direct quote.

Freshen your drink, Guv'nah!

Freshen your drink, Guv'nah!

Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are!

GET OUT

I'll need three ships and 50 stout men!

Arr. Can you give me five minutes?

Don’t cry for me - I’m already dead.

Don’t cry for me - I’m already dead.

Football in the groin! Football in the groin!!

Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

It's a sensitive, yet unfortunately titled film, puke-a-hantas. 9 thumbs up.

“Wow. I’ll never drink another beer.”

“Beer here!”

“I’ll take ten.”

BADGER, MY ASS! IT'S PROBABLY MILHOUSE.

BADGER, MY ASS! IT'S PROBABLY MILHOUSE.

WHO huddle

"But those Olde Springfield squares are just gonna make you cut your hair, turn down your music and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge."

It's a badger all right. Or possibly a griffin.

Mulhouse!

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific

I thought someone with two wives would be happy

No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.

I think I understand the mouse pad love in this subreddit. Not only are they great references (this one included) but they're also rounded off like the old CRT TVs we used to watch the classic simpsons on. Take this other recent post for example. I thought it was another mouse pad but nope, it was a CRT tv in the Simpsons. The mouse pads are just a proper screenshot of how we used to remember seeing the show, before the flat screens and wide angle.

It's a ring toss game.

What's that? You want me to drink you?

What's that? You want me to drink you?

Brownest of the brown liquors.

But I'm in the middle of a trial.

Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.

Ahh... sweet liquor eases the pain.

I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq and I can say without hyperbole this is a million times worse than all of them put together

I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq and I can say without hyperbole this is a million times worse than all of them put together

Don't be the boy... Don't be the boy...

D'oh! (Gut gets bigger, hair falls out.)

Yeah, Bart. I am to Crunchy the Clown.

Lionel Hutz: "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you, are the greatest hero in American history."

Try one of these subthreads