ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: overhydrate yourself to waste time!

SLPT: overhydrate yourself to waste time!

I drink this much water and you're right, it does give me reasons to walk around, go to the fridge, etc.

Gotta keep those ice cube trays full too!

Sit down to do work, notice my water bottle is only 3/4 full. Obviously can't make it through these grueling emails dehydrated. Head to the kitchen and fill up and walk back to the office. Take a giant gulp before getting into emails and notice water bottle is only 3/4 full.

See for me it's the opposite. I drink a ton of water because I work a retail freight job and I'd die if I didn't and it's fucking annoying to have to keep stopping to pee

Hey, you could totally do this to excuse yourself from an uncomfortable situation too

LPT feeling guilty for cravings, use this one simple trick

LPT feeling guilty for cravings, use this one simple trick

Hey. I do that with pizza.

You have to slice it for it to be a slice. That being said, you can eat a lot of pizza in two slices

Reminds me of those times I “accidentally” ate a whole tray of pot brownies.

Slice the smallest slice you can manage, eat the other slice. Bam, only ate 1 slice of pizza.

SLPT: Quick and easy way to relieve stress

SLPT: Quick and easy way to relieve stress

If you’re bored repost a meme, what is he gonna do? Tell his OP?

The amount of times this has been reposted is immense

What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?

They will turn into batman and kick your ass

SLPT: Scared of the dentist? Use this to fake your way out!

SLPT: Scared of the dentist? Use this to fake your way out!

Dentist: "I've seen all I need to see."

*Gives high five.

Dentist hate him.

The kid’s name?

Just noticed the guy’s eyes in the top left and it somehow made this comic better

SLPT for hoarders

SLPT for hoarders

Who the hell wants old newspapers covered in cat excrement?

Why, you got some?

Someone spilt some JPEG on this image

You got coin?

SLPT: came across this on r/memes. Thought it should be here

SLPT: came across this on r/memes. Thought it should be here

Put the pill in the tip condom and then it’s 198% effective.

See ya, virgins

Do it at night and its 298%!

My sperm stays up late :(

Have you tried giving them a cup of warm milk?

SLPT: Squirt lemon in your eyes before cutting onions to avoid the onions getting the satisfaction of making you cry. Bullies only want reactions.

SLPT: Squirt lemon in your eyes before cutting onions to avoid the onions getting the satisfaction of making you cry. Bullies only want reactions.

Then make locally sourced lemonade out of your tears and sell it.

Anyone know if I can substitute with lime?

It also stops life from getting the satisfaction of pressuring you to make lemonade

My man

SLPT #25

SLPT #25

Kappi17, why are you not following your own LPT?

Because I'm not on any social media. (:

Yes you are

Or am I? (;

SLPT: how to save lives

SLPT: how to save lives

"Hey man why you repost my post smh 😤😤"

Joke was explained on the original post from 3h ago. Ironically, I will now repost the explanation: Some students didn't want to come to the 8am class so they gave the excuse of a grandparent dying to get out of coming to class.

She’s doing God’s work, bless her soul

Not sure... I think the joke is that they were all already dead but if anyone else knows otherwise let us know

SLPT: Run to feel worse about yourself

SLPT: Run to feel worse about yourself

Mark Twain once said that if the first thing you do each morning is to eat a live frog, you can go through the day with the satisfaction of knowing that that is probably the worst thing that is going to happen to you all day long.

They really missed their chance to call it /sub/unning

Definitely the worst thing that happens to the frog all day.

/sub/running might wanna have a word with you

Try one of these subthreads