ProgrammerHumor

Always do it

Always do it

I some times write in comments after this that say I have no idea what this fucking does, that way future me is extra fucked.

Now that’s dedication

Now that’s dedication

You're just out of the loop and that's okay.

Most industry programmers use Github to save copies of their code, and how often you do this shows up on your profile page in a chart called contributions. See this profile for example (must view in desktop).

The chart is made of squares which each represent a day. The squares are various shades of white to dark green representing how much work you did, with white being no work done that day.

Therefore someone with all green on their contributions is considered a person dedicated to programming. The joke is the tiling on the subway wall looks similar to this, and the subway is working harder than that guy is.

whats the joke? please help me im too dumb to understand

edit: why am i top comment whats wrong with you people?

Doesn't mean better. Just more active. Might be the type of person that does commits like changing comment wordings.

Screenshot for anyone unable to see it on mobile

"AI"

"AI"

What is a neural net but a big pile of ifs. It's ifs all the way down!

Like... what is the non-If AI?

Hundreds? Does anyone think that's a large number?

Neural nets.

Happy DOS

Happy DOS
win10.. why are you such a downer?

Thank you, I may borrow this

Well at least I laughed

/sub/programme_irl

Found in parking lot. Made me giggle.

Found in parking lot. Made me giggle.

I want to make a joke about the likelihood of collisions but I'm not smart enough

Must be really hard to crack this car

I thought there weren’t any SHA256 collisions?!

OMG...I had SHA256 on my STI before wrecking it. RIP :'(

I'd pay to see that

I'd pay to see that

FYI, if you don't care what the data is, the real answer is fallocate -l 1G myGiantFile.txt. It will take basically zero time.

If you need proper "random" binary data, the answer is dd if=/dev/urandom of=file.txt bs=1048576 count=1000. It will take a while.

I restarted the computer on my first try, so it may not work for everyone!

fallocate is a funny word

It means sex, right?

Edit: fallocate -> fallus + allocate ie allocating fallus aka inserting penis. Maybe a stretch, I dunno

I was repairing someone's router, and they didn't know the password. I just tried looking into the source code. This is just sad. It's LB-Link router

I was repairing someone's router, and they didn't know the password. I just tried looking into the source code. This is just sad. It's LB-Link router

Definitely the sumbit instead of submit. Also, inconsistent upper and lowercase function names. In any case, this is a router. There’s no way NOT to do things client side...

This post smells fishy: the image was last posted 6 months ago with the same title, and the top comment is exactly the same.

https://www.reddit.com/sub/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7v7xrf/i_was_repairing_someones_router_and_th...

Looks like browser in-line JS from the page source.

HackerMan

Yeah, it's me

Yeah, it's me

Relatable AF

Other way around for me, knowing only C

Those delts though

Try one of these subthreads