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Dependencies 101

Dependencies 101

I am glad they upgraded to Snail 2.0. The older version was too slow.

At least they didn't upgrade to Snail 3.0, they removed the shell on that version which should have made it faster. Unfortunately it only made it more sluggish.

Source

/sub/programmerdadjokes?

edit: oh my God it's real.

One of our QA engineers was panicking for not being able to connect to local QA03...

One of our QA engineers was panicking for not being able to connect to local QA03...

Its only running garbage collector and its the only one that never crashed x)

With such a stable environment you should consider promote it to prod and deploy everything to it

You have to run the garbage collector manually though

manual connection needed.

About all those recent OpenAI innovations

About all those recent OpenAI innovations

Watching a shitty bot and watching an overpower bot is fun, but the mediocre ones aren't enjoyable.

AI will take over the world

AI will take over the world

I think you really underestimate what AI can actually do today.

Oh no don't get me wrong I'm not saying it's not capable of. I just found it funny that AI has become ubiquitous and many are actually still trying to figure out how to use it (most are trying to make profits eg recommendation systems to get us to buy more). Of course, there are more advanced ones eg alpha go zero, and it's also true that these are just demos of what AI can do; we shouldn't let our fear restrain us from creating the many wonderful things and possibilities that we're able to build with AI

Got my eye on Boston dynamics

Well you gotta start somewhere if you want to take over the world. You have to learn how to crawl before you can walk and eventually run. Just wait 5-10 years when China and Russia come with AI bots that are armed to the teeth.

Found this on 9gag. Thought it would fit here

Found this on 9gag. Thought it would fit here

Damn made me laugh. Take my upvote

If it’s on 9gag it doesn’t fit on reddit

There's a bunch of error messages on the website

There's a bunch of error messages on the website

Is that not what we're SUPPOSED to do???

Reminds me of the Wing Commander last--minute hack where they used a hex editor to change an error message into "thank you for playing wing Commander!" 

https://m.imgur.com/JAapXOY

Reminds me of the Wing Commander last--minute hack where they used a hex editor to change an error message into "thank you for playing wing Commander!"

try { everything }

catch { error? what error? }

Rule one: Don't break production.

Rule two: If you break production, DON'T PUKE UP A FUCKING STACK TRACE, THANK YOU NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS WHICH BUILD OF TWENTY FUCKING MIDDLEWARE STACKS WE'RE RUNNING AT LEAST FOUR OF WHICH HAVE PUBLISHED VULNERABILITIES WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I may have been distracted when I wrote that second rule.

I hoped they would learn by now

I hoped they would learn by now
[2013-09-03 00:00:42] WARN: Ring ding ding ding dingeringding

Just this Friday, me working from home on the phone:

Me: What's the stack trace?

Other guy who's not really a dev: <trace that points to superfluous helper function yet another dev made>

Me: That doesn't tell me anything. What's the next item on the stack.

Other guy: <line of code that doesn't call the previous function>

Me: headdesk Can you send me a screenshot or copy the stack trace or something.

Other guy: No the device is offline. Let me set up a video chat to show you.

Video: Device screen is almost totally white because camera is not white balanced to display it

Other guy: Oh it's loading now.

Me: headdesk harder

This meme takes me back.

Me: can you please share some code?

Other guy: sure, <sends screenshot of IDE with tiny font>

You don’t need to update if it doesn’t exist

You don’t need to update if it doesn’t exist

Can’t have a problem with software if there’s no software.

Aaaah I've had this

Not sure if this is how you fix this problem, or to remove everything.

OpenCV is a C++. cv2 is just the wrapper for it.

Ouch

Ouch

Guess it is an invalid cast exception Ba Dum Tss

yup, pretty normal thing. but when it get to newspaper, you know something is wrong with the girl. by indian culture, the bride side need to pay dowry to groom. so basically the ads is crying for help, begging someone to take away their daughter.

“Software Engineer” in India doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s someone with a diploma in business management that Wipro and those other cunting companies hire to “ramp up the bodies” on outsourced client accounts and they’re useless and paid nothing to equate their use.

well... that make the ads even funnier

When I deep dive into legacy code...

When I deep dive into legacy code...

Is this kid okay?

Possibly...

He is still falling, we have to wait until he lands to figure that out.

Fuck the kid, look at that legacy code!

Try one of these subthreads