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Trump voters the last few days

Trump voters the last few days

It works though. They’re just trying to dial in how long the memory of Fox News viewers lasts. Apparently they can change the story every 2-3 days and the base doesn’t catch on.

Is it that they don't catch on, or is it that they just don't care? Maybe a little of both.

They don’t really care, do u?

We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Now they are mad lol

Now they are mad lol

There's more to the issue than the numbers. It's the manner in which people who are not authorized to be in the country are handled. Deporting people who have overstayed their visas is a necessary task. However, it can be done as humanely as possible, without causing undue suffering and damage.

The metric is not "how many?", but instead, "how well?"

"Being Libertarian"

Yeah, this meme does look like it was made by a 12 year old.

Oh... oh my god... is that... is that a meme that... that isn't bashing trump?

You know this goes both ways, right? I mean, it's a little disingenuous to practically take a dump on all of US history in the name of border security when the previous president was nicknamed the deporter in chief.

He loves the poorly-educated!

He loves the poorly-educated!

Politics is very easy when your political views are "Everything Trump does is right."

These idiots are like abuse spouses that can't run away from a bad marriage.

Show up with a black eye, make up excuse.

Show up with bruised arms, make up excuse.

I wonder what's gong to take for them to break the toxic relationship.

Thursday

Trump - " I love people named Randy!"

Randy - " Hey! The president likes my name!"

Friday

Trump - "Fuck anyone with the name Randy."

Randy - "He's so right. People named Randy are assholes!"

Doublethink: the acceptance of two contradictory ideas or beliefs at the same time.

Great job.

Great job.

For the backstory, Rob Rogers had been a political cartoonist for 25 years at a Pittsburgh newspaper but was recently fired because of his cartoons criticizing Trump's baby-snatching immigration policies.

Keep up the good work! YOU WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE! Thank you

Right. Fuck the Post Gazette in this case, that pub has gone to shit with the exception of a few talented journalists. Can no longer support them after the shift I’ve seen over the past couple years, and this was the last straw. Stifling creativity and free expression of opinions should be the antithesis of news papers, especially in today’s climate now more than ever, but it’s alarmingly becoming more common.

Oh locking the kids up was all Trump & his teams idea.

Party over country = traitors

Party over country = traitors

Actual quote by a trumpette from an hour ago:

I will ensure that my children and grandchildren have no respect or trust for the FBI or DOJ ever again! Disgusting pieces of shit!

And America has become no better than Russia, Saudi Arabia or the Philippines in the eyes of the world.

Does T_D have a rule that if you post on other subs it's required to make yourself look stupid?

Haven't you been banned for this drivel yet? Get a new hobby, troll.

Kidnapped

Kidnapped

Some people have empathy. Others are GOP.

Youtube

I'll leave these here...

Article: Listen to Children Who’ve Just Been Separated From Their Parents at the Border

At ~0:59 a border patrol agent says "Well, we have an orchestra here. What’s missing is a conductor."

Are you saying "this detention of children isn't quite as bad as the detention of the Japanese?"

“You guys love collective outrage”

Oh yah, sorry. We shouldn’t be mad children are separated from their parents. Forgot that’s okay.

Upvote this so its the first thing that shows up when someone googles "Trump Hotel"

Upvote this so its the first thing that shows up when someone googles "Trump Hotel"

That is not how Google works, and your pic is from 2014

Nothing particularly funny about this. Why is this in /sub/politicalhumor again?

Reported for removal due to asking for upvotes. That's against reddit rules.

When your great orange hope is impeached, we take power, and those who voted for him are disenfranchised, I hope I get to see the broken and defeated look in your eyes as you stagger through what's left of your miserable, idiotic existence.

United Methodist Church's sign near the Capitol

United Methodist Church's sign near the Capitol

To make the following quote easier to read - I removed the numbers and I created the paragraphs. Emphasis mine.

Matthew 25:31-46

When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit upon his glorious throne, and all the nations will be assembled before him. And he will separate them one from another, as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

Then the king will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father. Inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, a stranger and you welcomed me, naked and you clothed me, ill and you cared for me, in prison and you visited me.’ Then the righteous will answer him and say, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? When did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? When did we see you ill or in prison, and visit you?’ And the king will say to them in reply, ‘Amen, I say to you, whatever you did for one of these least brothers of mine, you did for me.’

Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you accursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, A stranger and you gave me no welcome, naked and you gave me no clothing, ill and in prison, and you did not care for me.’ Then they will answer and say, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or ill or in prison, and not minister to your needs?’ He will answer them, ‘Amen, I say to you, what you did not do for one of these least ones, you did not do for me.’ And these will go off to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.

If only America was a country built by immigrants looking for a better life or something...

If only America was a country built by immigrants looking for a better life or something...

It’s literally against everything democrats stand for, yet Trump still pushes that they forced him to separate families. And what’s worse is that people actually believe him

Only a very special group of stable geniuses believe him. The rest of the country, and the world, knows he’s full of shit.

I hate Trump.

Trump supporters upon hearing the news that NK is not dismantling their missile sites.

Trump supporters upon hearing the news that NK is not dismantling their missile sites.

"Nothing changed, my country insulted our closest allies, all the world's major dictators have been complimented and made legitimate in the eyes of the US, and the American flag was displayed proudly next to the flag of the most evil and oppressive government on the planet, fuck yeah MAGA!"

~ Molester-in-Chief Supporters

But Trump said it was a big win for America!

Right and President bone spur draft dodging three times married and 5 times bankrupt Putin loving moron just gave away the only negotiating tactic we have in that region on a bullshit promise from a dictator that has concentration camps. Ask your mom to get you a real newspaper for once and then read it.

Obama did more for this country in his first 4 months than Trump will do in his entire only term. But I guess that's what happens when you actually care about the country and don't take every weekend off.

Try one of these subthreads