PandR

I met Gary today!

I met Gary today!

I walked up and said “are you Gary Gergitch? I got a little flustered, and started listing off “Jerry, Terry, Larry, Garry...” and he goes “don’t forget Barry!”

Such a nice guy. Glad to have met Jim O’Heir.

Ah man you met Larry Gengurch?! That’s awesome man!

Look kids, it's mailman Barry!

Terry?

Teachers

Teachers

pretty sure the 'teachers in june' panel is 'teachers after day 1'.

Source: My wife is a teacher

You my friend would be da bell of da ball.

Eat my shorts jabronis

How about “the beginning of September” vs “the end of September”?

My girlfriend gifted me this.How is that!

My girlfriend gifted me this.How is that!

I can literally hear this shirt.

The wooooooorrrrrssssssttttt

'Technically I'm homelessssss'

I don't know why, but the way he delivers that line always stuck with me as my favorite

PILLS BABY

I figured out where jerry learned to paint!

I figured out where jerry learned to paint!
I noticed you mentioned Jerry Gergich... I'm Dr. Harris, his physician. The first time I saw him was for a routine mumps checkup.

That man has the largest penis I've ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look...

I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen.



I am just a bot. That Eagletonian prick /u/BackyrdFurnitureFire built me.

I noticed you mentioned Jerry Gergich... I'm his physician. The first time I saw him was for a routine mumps checkup.

That man has the largest penis I've ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look...

I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen.

I am just a bot. That Eagletonian prick /u/BackyrdFurnitureFire built me.

So that's why Jerry has a timeshare in Muncie

I watched this episode just yesterday and had the same thought! Thank you for posting

Is it just me or does bob ross look like Thanos in this picture

A grim reminder of the perils of power

A grim reminder of the perils of power

They were big into rhymes

I've transcribed what I can read as best I can.

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Last fall, Benjamin Wyatt, 18, became the nation's youngest mayor. Oh, and he also graduated from high school. Wyatt was elected mayor of Partridge, Minnesota on a platform of fiscal responsibility, social reform and looking "fly."

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Wyatt was elected to a two-year term on November 7 with 100 percent of the vote in a three-person race. He ran an old-fashioned campaign, knocking on his neighbors' front doors out of necessity; he was broke after spending all of his graduation money on his Atari video game.

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Wyatt received a total of 209 votes, which toped the 275 votes received by outgoing City Council member Jeff Mossa, 49. A former city supervisor, Ian Phillips, 64, finished with 204 votes.

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So, how is the boy mayor doing?

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"Ben is refreshing," says Grahm Ratliff, 56, a Partridge resident who has served on the City council for over 25 years. "I'm impressed with the way he likes to try new things. We had one of our quarterly budget meetings at a screening of Jurassic Park."

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Why would the town of Partridge elect a kid as mayor?

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Well, things in Partridge couldn't have gotten much worse. As Partridge residents have long been aware, chaos is king when it comes to city government.

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And Wyatt is no ordinary 18-year-old. Witty and energetic, he has great appeal among the young. He keeps a ventriloquist's dummy in his mayoral office to entertain visiting school children. Wyatt has a large collection of comic books and has seen Star Wars six times.

"Grope knope is last hope"

Is there a high res version that allows you to read the article?

TIL that my hometown’s city hall is also Pawnee’s :)

TIL that my hometown’s city hall is also Pawnee’s :)

The brief shot they show as a supposed exterior for J.J.'s Diner is actually a diner kinda near where I live in Atlanta. That was a fun discovery kind of akin to this!

I used to live in the very east of LA for six months, and I started binge watching the show during this time.

Back then I still was on Tinder, and I matched with a girl because of P&R (it was in her bio).

Since I was only 20 minutes away from Pasadena by car, we ended up on a date in front of this beloved building !

It didn't work out in the end between us two but hey, I got to see this famous building in person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And the interior is a restaurant near where I live in LA!

Pasadena, CA

Chris Pratt foreshadowed his role as Star-Lord more than 3 years before it came out

Chris Pratt foreshadowed his role as Star-Lord more than 3 years before it came out

I think about every time I watch this episode. Not really sure of the timeline of things, but was he already cast at this point, or auditioning? Or did it just sound more ‘Andy’ than say ‘world’ or ‘universe’.

Definitely just Andy being Andy, or maybe Christ Pratt being Chris Pratt.

Timeline:

April 14th, 2011 - S3E9 'Andy and April's Fancy Party' November 2013 - Joel Edgerton, Jack Huston, Jim Sturgess, and Eddie Redmayne are all testing for the role of Star-Lord February 2013 - After struggling to cast for the role of Star-Lord Chris Pratt is chosen July 21st, 2014 - Guardians of the Galaxy is release

Source: Decided to spend time on Wikipedia instead of working

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_(film))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Parks_and_Recreation_episodes

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in this timeline The Douche is Dave Bautista

Yes! My wife and I say this everytime we watch the episode.

The story of this post is that it's a meme

The story of this post is that it's a meme

Haha, I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.

More like Turd Crapley

One of his best lines. There’s times where I don’t hear what someone said but I know it was supposed to be a joke by the way they said it so I just laugh.

The story of this post, is that it made me exhale air out of my nose.

Sexiest Man Alive. If this gets enough upvotes it will appear when you Google "Sexiest Man Alive".

Sexiest Man Alive. If this gets enough upvotes it will appear when you Google "Sexiest Man Alive".

I'll Upvote one with "Worlds Biggest Penis"

Guess how he's holding that book.

Say what you want, but that looks really relaxing. I realize I'm not living my life the right way now that I've seen this.

I'm pretty sure danny devito is sexiest too so this won't show up no matter how many upvotes it gets.

Ron Swanson shares his opinion.

"What’s a food that people think they enjoy but that’s also kind of a bummer? "

At least it’s not skim milk, which is just water lying about being milk.

"There's something so human about taking something great, and ruining it slightly so you can have more of it."

The Good Place is such a good show.

Try one of these subthreads