Sounds like an accurate description of my own body.
Nope, just Irish. My condolences.
Hmm. Maybe I’m a Greek god then.
Man people that call their actually dad "daddy" that are old enough to use Twitter irrationally freak me out.
My mind doesn't even automatically associate the word daddy with the word dad anymore :/
Tom Cruise could pay those school fees. He might want you to attend a few training classes of a different sort in return, however.
If he pays his taxes he does
I can't enjoy a burn when the person is just resorting to it because they've been proven wrong already. Alot isn't a word, and people misspelling it doesn't justify it becoming a word. Words evolve through usage and meaning, not errors in spelling because nobody reads fucking books anymore.
That's not strictly true though is it. Evolution normally occurs through error, and the error is deemed to be preferable to the original. For example, the buzzy little fuckcunts we call Wasps, used to be called Waps, but phonetically it's easier to say the formed so it became normal usage. No council of language sat down and decided to turn the Germanic words Habe, Renne, Sitze, into have, run, and sit.
Maybe tapping the space between 'a' and 'lot' is deemed to be unnecessary especially as there is no pause between the two in spoken language.
I had a teacher in elementary become very angry with me over using "a lot" as "alot" since "a lot" was describing a parking lot.
That makes no sense because the term alot isn’t word. Seem weird for a teacher to not understand that.
In all fairness, if they're talking about the pug post that I saw yesterday, then I don't totally disagree, I think they're cute but we did fuck them up.
I think they’re ugly as all hell. They were literally bred to be ugly. Don’t get how people find them “cute”
Edit: I am sure they’re great dogs, but selective breeding has left them with miserable lives:
The best kind of murder is a classy one.
I just feel sorry for the things
Thanks for circling it, I might have missed it otherwise
This subreddit is turning into annoying minor disses.
$1400 a month seems really specific which makes me think she is calling out a particular person. Which makes me dislike her post even more cus that probably really hurt whoever she intended it for.
but is that jennifer anniston
Not a murder. Low quality burn. /sub/clevercomebacks
Burns =/= murders. This isn't even a great burn.
It's funny. But this ain't a murder.
Clever comebacks material.
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They just murdered the entire /sub/tinder subreddit
Not a murder, more like a light slap on the bum
So THAT is why on october the 16th i started crying randomly at 10:47am. Who would have guessed...
Funny thing is those she lists aren't even the right ingredients for a carbonara.
Here's the deal; an LED light on a small circuit isn't going to draw much amperage, you can forget the fuse and if every functions as normal for the life of the device nothing will come of it. BUT the entire purpose of the fuse is if something becomes abnormal.
Without the fuse, if the wires fault to either ground or one another you have the potential for a fire, wires melt, batteries explode etc.
Does it still count as a murder if you screenshot your own burn? Might just be me, but I feel like a proper murder would be screenshotted by a third party.
So you're saying I should do this if I want to die but am too lazy to commit suicide and want it to look like an accident?