Titus isn’t lost. So why would they be looking for him? Must be another Titus. Makes sense to me.
Like that scene in Forrest Gump.
"His name's Forrest."
"I named him after his daddy."
"He got a daddy name Forrest too?"
Worked as a lifeguard for ten years... Kids are beyond stupid. Examples: 1. Pool has been open for three hours, hundreds of people in the pool. Kid comes up to me “is the pool open?” I jokingly told him no and he just sat down and pouted
Pump room has signs saying “authorized access only, staff only, etc” we leave the door open when working in there so guards know where we are should we not respond to a radio alert or whatever. Working in a pipe pit, climb back up the ladder and there’s this six year old just standing there over an open hole smiling at me. Granted I did leave the door open but still... escorted him out and found his parents ignoring their children.
Diving well, 12 feet deep, small child walks up to me, says “I can’t swim” then jumps in, no life jacket or anything.
I love kids but Jesus Christ they are suicidal little idiots
"dawg... I'm right here... you're not seriously telling me there is ANOTHER kid here named Titus, are you??? because that would be sick."
At least, he got cameraman's attention like he wanted.
Somehow I believe that a 3 yo is smarter than her
Oh the ripe autism age of 13. I do miss it
Why's Mike cryin?
He could still play for Phoenix.
Just when you think he succeeds, the hoop gets the last laugh.
Thought he was gonna lay a massive dump at first. Bit disappointed.
The fact that the kid goes unnoticed by the couple makes it even funnier.
My hand autopiloted to my forehead and i cant stop staring into the abyss. Why did this happen in my life span?
Plot twist: They don’t know that kid
Imagine being 9 years old and receiving a call/text from a fucking chicken nugget asking you to hangout.
Tbh I know adults that would fall for this
They aren’t actually pretending to be chicken nuggets, they’re making accounts like ‘chicken nuggets’ so kids add them, similar to liking a page called ‘chicken nuggets.’ The kids see something they like or know and assume that the person behind the page is safe, and that’s how they get in contact. The kids don’t actually think they’re going to meet a chicken nugget
What. No, this is just a joke. This isn't real, right?
Did he stand on the wrong side of the plank? Really?
This is so poorly photoshopped that I'm actually worried for the people who fall for it
Haha This made my day
The "Ah, fuck it!" throw is classic.
This is my daily work load situation
It's a ghost
And then he starts acting like a baby.... jeez
Edit for typo
Motorcycle helmets to fight obesity ! This idiot is a genius...
Fucking idiot smdh
Life is hard.