KeanuBeingAwesome

The Evolution of Keanu by Jeff Victor

The Evolution of Keanu by Jeff Victor

Aww, sad Keanu tho...

He even said in his AMA that he wasn't even sad lmao, just had a lot on his mind that day IIRC

His personality in podcasts c. 2013 comes off VERY differently than I had imagined. He was way more Radical Ted than stoic Constantine/Neo/John Wick. It was really exciting to hear how much passion was left in his life

Where's my boy Constantine tho

Keanu on his sex scene with the director's wife

Keanu on his sex scene with the director's wife

I bet the director tells all his friends that Keanu pretended to fuck his wife.

Dominance:

🔲 Not asserted

✅ Asserted

"pretended"

Video

(of the interview)

NSFW EDIT: Video (of the scene)

Keanu helping girl onto motorcycle and fixing her dress

Ugh my ovaries 😩

The lil girl in pink doin the lil shimmy bc she’s happy for her friend was the best part for me.

I think my ovaries are reacting and I’m a 29 year old male.

From Keanu’s Wikipedia:

In December 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, who was stillborn. The strain put on their relationship by their grief resulted in their breakup several weeks later. On April 2, 2001, Syme was driving alone on Los Angeles' Cahuenga Boulevard when she sideswiped three parked cars, rolled over several times, and was thrown from the car. Authorities believed she died instantly. She reportedly was being treated for depression and taking two prescription drugs, which police found in her car.[53][54] Reeves, who was scheduled to begin shooting back-to-back Matrix sequels during the subsequent spring, sought "peace and time" to deal with the incident, according to his friend Bret Domrose, a guitarist in Reeves' alternative rock band Dogstar.[53]

Keanu hasn’t really sought out a Significant Other or family since then

Keanu shoving a bottle of wine into his jacket and riding off on his motorcycle

Keanu shoving a bottle of wine into his jacket and riding off on his motorcycle

The rest of us are just extras in the Keanu-centric universe.

stop it keanu, this is just getting ridiculous. leave some pussy for us.

Keanu shoving a bottle of red into his leather jacket and hopping onto his proprietary motorcycle. this is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. Ever. Anywhere. OK, maybe if he had a puppy nestled under another arm… But this is close enough.

He's the Playable Character and we are the NPCs.

Hit the gym with Keanu!

Hit the gym with Keanu!

He even suits a fucking moustache.

Fuck me in the fucking arse this man is a fucking golden god of a fucking man.

Everything about this is perfect

A rare photo of him without a blazer on.

Fuck yeah

Keanu in the thumbnail

Keanu in the thumbnail

I think my panties just teleported off

You mean to tell me "Oh, fuck me!" > "Oh darn."?

Whoa

This image is from Sweet November I think.

Stop clickbait is a blessing to the internet

This is sick

Was this not posted recently?

Yep, about 90 times

This was posted here first then to that sub THEN shared back to this sub.

Whoops sorry I didn't know

I recently had a crisis of faith, but it's cool now.

I recently had a crisis of faith, but it's cool now.

BUUUUUTTTT THEN you remember that some of the moves in the Matrix were based off of real Tai Chi moves.........

Why change a winning formula?

https://imgur.com/a/Q2U4Dse

And then you also question how in the heck Keanu is 54...

Keanu in Italy

Keanu in Italy

Oh wow I need more info on that pizza/dessert thing.

I believe that thing is called a fruit pizza.

Source: love food

Have you come to kill the Pope?

Does anyone else think that the guy and girl in the picture look very italian?

Keanu with the “Thunderbirds”, the USAF Air Demonstration Squadron

Keanu with the “Thunderbirds”, the USAF Air Demonstration Squadron

When patriots decide that US isn't enough, they become USAF.

I like that he took off his hat 🧢

Keanu always looks down to go day drinking with you.

Wow I didn’t notice that at first, he’s always keeping it classy.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Try one of these subthreads