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Words everyone should live by

Words everyone should live by

I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!

I also miss Roxy. She was a grade A whore.

This episode contains two of my absolute favorite quotes of all time and both are from roxie the hoor.

“This jacket is tighter than dick skin!”

And

“Now help me fish this crack rock outta ma asshole!”

Where the fuck is this ladies Emmy!?

She serviced me like no other hoor.

It’s not so sunny in Philadelphia. (New Season 13 Poster)

It’s not so sunny in Philadelphia. (New Season 13 Poster)

Dennis will have to go get his tools.

wait a minute, did Mac finally come around to the cutoff jean shorts? Are they no longer white trash?

He's back with a brand new system

Decapitate victim

Excise organs

Neutralize witnesses

Notch off the limbs

Ice the head (in a freezer, to preserve the love)

Skin the body (keep the skins)

I really am so excited. Its amazing how much 'replayability' all the sunny episodes have, you can watch- hell even listen to them over and over and still manage to laugh every time. The day Sunny dies will be a very very sad day indeed.

IT'S HAPPENING!

IT'S HAPPENING!

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

THE GOLDEN GOD IS BACK

Fixed

What'd you fix? It looks exactly the same?

Paddy's Pub on Buffy (S06E10)

Paddy's Pub on Buffy (S06E10)

It's also the police station and casino from Lethal Weapon 5.

Nah man that's Carmine's

A place for steaks!

That explains where Charlie saw those little green ghouls then.

Looks like Keanu has been practicing the Mac style!

Looks like Keanu has been practicing the Mac style!

Matrix sunglasses are just for enhanced ocular patdowns

Whoosh sounds.

Cleared him for passage to the subreddit

He needs to get his elbows higher

Throwback to my Halloween costume that was as pure as the driven snow.

Throwback to my Halloween costume that was as pure as the driven snow.

But you're missing the eye patch. All I see is two perfectly natural looking eyes.

1000 year bloodline right there.

start breakin' bricks wet nips

Blululululululuoop

I found this beer in the back of the cooler and checked the expiration date.

I found this beer in the back of the cooler and checked the expiration date.

If it's expired you should smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

That doesn't sound right.. but I don't know enough about medicine to dispute it.

Wolf Cola

Did you just call me Rum Ham!?

Who needs smartphones when you have rocks and trains?

Who needs smartphones when you have rocks and trains?

I just didn't need all those Santas fucking my mom.

I don't know where they found this kid, but he looks exactly like Mac

He was actually a dumpster baby.

Get ready for a rock in the eye, bro!

Probably the best present anyone has ever bought me

Probably the best present anyone has ever bought me

Okay, but my wife's gonna be pissed

Edit: Son of a bitch, gold?!? Thank you!

How does one go about obtaining one of these immaculate pieces?

Edit: thanks to everyone for the links to purchase an autographed script, but I'm going the girlfriend route

Get a girlfriend that has a keen eye for brilliant presents I guess.

It was the name of the pilot before it was later changed to The Gang Gets Racist

Try one of these subthreads