Hmmmm. While technically your stance is not heretical, you do directly mention heretical material. It's probably best we have an Inquisitor place you under observation, just in case.
I'm sure as a loyal Imperial citizen you have nothing to hide and the results of this observation will corroborate this.
Calling the truth about Greater Good "propaganda"
Go be inquisitional provocateur somewhere else.
Have you just mentioned...
This was a mistake...
[A horde of mad as fuck fa/tg/uys appears in the distance]RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
If he and the primarchs were girls the whole horus heresy would never have happened, we’d just have a bunch of legions not talking to eachother
*Slow Heavy metal music starts playing *
Me and the infinite number of metal sub-genres disagree
Sandbags? You mean meat bags?
IDK. I can see non-kreig regiments doing this.
More out of spite than out of love, though.
What is this, an actually funny and novel meme variant?
Right now the meme above is about the blood angels, making this double funny.
Jokes on you this was top in my stream
So the Tau DO have chaos worshippers.
SO LONG AS IT CUMS
Guardsman with a bolter and not a flashlight? Dafuq?
In Dark Heresy you can take the skill “Technical knock” which unjams a gun by “Using a ritual motion to Awaken the gun-spirit into rigorous action once more”
So hitting your weapon to unjam it is Omnissiah approved I guess.
Clearly he must've picked it up in the false knowledge that it is superior to his trusted lasgun
'ritual motion' probably more like a pleasant massage for the machine spirit
Come on down to Games Workshop, parents, we got:
-Blue space Marxists
-Regular space Stalinists
-Satan with boobs
-Satan with AIDS
-Satan but he's a bird
-Rock em Sock em Robots
-The Spanish Inquisition2
This is how kids end up with Tau. Mom heard it was for the Greater Good.
If I was the employee id make the arguement that the Necrons are the good guys since they just want some peace and quiet in the damn universe
“GET OFF MY LAWN” -Necrons probably
laughs in not being a dead race
"Speak for yourselves plebs" -Necrons and Eldar
"They go through Hell, and if the Anti-Hell Generator short circuits, everyone who isn't eighteen separate kinds of badass dies."
From the 8th edition Ork Codex:
While attempting to loot the ancient treasures of a Necron tomb world, the Deathskulls of Waaagh! Zort trigger the planet’s reanimation protocols. Canoptek constructs by the thousand surround the greenskin invaders, but far from being intimidated, the Deathskulls are delighted. Scavenging and stealing at will, the Orks cobble together hordes of Cyborks and Morkanauts, and ever-more improbable super-weapons, while using a hijacked Necron dolmen gate to ferry in wave upon wave of reinforcements. By the time Overlord Thanptek the Magnificent awakens to take command of his legions, he does so to the sight of a mob of leering Mekboyz standing over his sarcophagus, evil gleams in their eyes and revving power tools in their hands.
It's almost as if the Orks were specifically created to fight the Necrons.
01001101 01101001 01101110 01100101
That translates to: "Mine".
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Brøther, may I have some skulls
I require the skülls , brøther
båttlē bröther î rěqūïre bløöd
Bröthär I require SKYLLS.
"Von Strabb, Armageddon's on fire" "No, Yarrick, it's just the Northern Lights"
That Ork is an imposter. He doesn't speak like an Ork.
That being said, as a member of the Inquisition, I'd probably still kill him.
DATZ CUZ HES GOT MEKKY WOT BITZ ON 'IS 'EAD! PROBABLY ONE OF DEM WEIRD BOYZ.