The Onion needs to start posting what would have been regular political stories. In this era it would be more surreal to read something about Trump negotiating a stern political sanction.
Reading the news sometimes feels surreal it's like we're in the wrong comic book parallel universe.
It's time for the onion to eat back and just start reporting straight up news
And Photoshopped? Her arm is weird - skinny.
Photo Taken by a proud father when his son was receiving a certificate from his teacher, cropped.
Came here to say the same thing. No way that's her normal forearm.
I was very happy thinking: "oh his son is a beautiful shemale"
I am dumb man.
Awww, but then we switch to electric cars and crush their dreams ;P
Electric cars still need oil :)
Hate to be this guy but the petrol and other fossil fuels we use is made up of tiny sea creatures, not dinosaur.
"What is that? Oh my GOD, is that... is that a cup holder? I'LL TAKE IT!!!"
11 REAL friends
It’s so easy to make friends in your 30’s. You just have to make crates of wine magically appear whenever you want.
Did one of his close friends decide to not be close friends anymore? What a Judas
Apparently though, some texts mention that Jesus asked Judas to betray him because he believed the others wouldn't be able to do it. So really, Judas was his #1 bro
No wonder birth rates are declining
What about the other 8 years people 'raise' them on top of that these days?
gg no re
'DO U EVEN KNOW WHAT "A-R" STANDS FOR U FUCKING LIBTARD' https://soundcloud.com/honzasauraus/koolaid-feat-tastik-prod-by-tastik
I wish there was a "where are they now" on these two. I'd love to see if it was worth it. I'm going with probably no.
I love that we were told that they will stop making them, and they are still being made today. Glad I never got the $150 one that had my birthday, though as a kid I was super bummed because of it.
Some of those shits worth thousands tho lol
Almost certainly no.
All that America needs now is a world war that knocks out most of their economic rivals and it's sorted
Kicking women and minorities out of the workplace wouldn't hurt either.
When your high and tight causes an optical illusion.
Why is this sad?
Now imagine you don’t have great eyesight. Yeah.