EmpireDidNothingWrong

My son pledging his allegiance to the Empire

My son pledging his allegiance to the Empire

Ironic. At last Vader has the high ground.

Hahaha true. About time

You must be a proud father.

Brave kid, at that age I met a full sized Vader and wouldn't have gone that close.

We love Alderaan!

We love Alderaan!

Crooked luke skywalker was a terrorist. SAD!

Never trust the mainstream holograph news.

Yay! Politics!

The Disinformation is strong in this one.

Roommate brought this into the house. We need to have a serious family talk

Roommate brought this into the house. We need to have a serious family talk

You mean ex-roommate right?

A new dartboard?

Pfft, Rebel scum...

It's your duty as a law abiding citizen to report him to the ISB.

A moment of silence for our boys in white.

A moment of silence for our boys in white.

“I dunno, doc; everyone else’s careers are hits, and mine is a miss...”

"Those were the droids I was looking for..."

Which Deathstar I wonder... Remember the Rebels destroyed 2 of them... Killed an estimated 1.5 million good men and women and destroyed countless others lives and families in the process... Not to mention the huge financial loss to the entire galaxy...

God I fucking hate you

Just found this. The scum are nothing but cowards!

Just found this. The scum are nothing but cowards!

This one was great!

I honestly don’t think the scum can be called cowards when they are literally running towards an AT-AT. Foolish or suicidal perhaps, but not cowardly.

Thought they were about to fist bump and then I realized that's from the movies and I was like whaaaaaat

foolish ignorant scum!

Who was the real villain?

Who was the real villain?

All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living

I lost my uncle on the Death Star, he wasn’t a soldier! He was just a plumber!

Yeah, the poor guy was indoctrinated into an evil religion. His dad was just trying to help him out. also you commented this 3 times

it's very laudable and forward-thinking for Vader to hire independent contractors, millenia prior to today's "gig economy" in America.

The ad we all wanted to see.

The ad we all wanted to see.

They’re just firing warning shots. You don’t graduate from the imperial academy without being a dead eye shot, but they’re trained to avoid lethal force whenever possible.

Mods, can we ban rebel propaganda here? The elite stormtroopers are often laughed at by terrorists and spread false rumours about how they easily escaped because of incompetence. They conveniently forget that it was a masterful plan to find their hidden base and finally put a stop to their attempts at destabilising the government. Only through the treachery of a man they had on the inside, did they manage to kill countless soldiers and civilian lives by attacking a defence station. Storm troopers effectively destroyed terrorist cells whenever they encountered them. The only exception would be the defeat at Endor, where the rebels tortured and trained vicious animal tribes to attack station engineers, as well as officers and soldiers.

After all, ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

Rebel propaganda

Saw a fellow patriot on the plane today

Saw a fellow patriot on the plane today

Jesus that is one ugly backpack.

Our troops deserve better than this fugly abomination. +1 for showing support. -100 for the execution. Do better.

That backpack is wider than shirtless Kylo Ren.

Id be embarrassed wearing that out in public :/

I find your lack of belief disturbing.

I find your lack of belief disturbing.

*Just Dewit.

This meme is already getting old... unlike those younglings.

https://i.imgur.com/lX9jEqD.gif

Anakin. Fuck Yeah here to save the mother fucking day yeah!

New tattoo! Tie fighter taking out rebel scum!

New tattoo! Tie fighter taking out rebel scum!

That's fucking awesome

It's nice but the lasers don't look to be lined up correctly and i can't not notice

Thanks!!

That black is thicc, well done

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