EmpireDidNothingWrong

Life became alot less exciting after the fall of our great empire...

Life became alot less exciting after the fall of our great empire...

Let's hope he doesn't miss with his shots of coffee

This coffee shop is in my hometown!

Awesome you from rocky mount? Had a festival their last weekend I was invited to as a trooper lol.

I am! I totally missed it and was kicking myself for it lol. Hopefully they’ll do more!

Damn rebel propaganda making our boys in white look bad.

Damn rebel propaganda making our boys in white look bad.

My son is more alive than this

I've fired the E11 Blaster Rifle in enough games to know that it isn't the Stormtroopers with the issue...

/sub/xcom called, we want our memes back.

I assume most Stormtroopers are well trained, but that mass produced piece of plastic shit goes exactly everywhere but where you're aiming. Except in Dark Forces, where it's about as accurate as everything else in the series

Found this on Twitter...

Found this on Twitter...

"Friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again..."

this phone's battery is at 9% and needs charging!

I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info

I consider myself suitably chastised

Good bot.

A victory for our beloved Empire.

A victory for our beloved Empire.

Feel like I’ve seen this video....

I've definitely seen it. Many times, in fact.

Is it just me, or are those TIE pilots photoshopped? They're all the exact same?

They are photoshopped. It's so the original pic of Maise fits the meme.

They are photoshopped. It's so the of Maise fits the meme.

I'm all for free speech, but this is just wrong

I'm all for free speech, but this is just wrong

This boy was on his way to becoming a peace bringing stormtrooper.

The empire was right

Yeah, they and their and their 'x-wings of peace'

Yeah, right until they chop your head off with their lightsaber lol

A girl is proud to serve the Empire

A girl is proud to serve the Empire

If this was porn, we all know what would happen here.

Guys, I think the Empire is about to do something wrong....

A pizza would get delivered?

Guys that’s Maisie Williams from game of thrones aka Arya Stark

Good Union Job

Good Union Job

He wasn’t going to be working sanitation in the destroyer forever. He got to go on a mop up mission with Captain Phasma. Everyone knows that after a few of those, you make supervisor and then it’s sweet sweet Imperial living until you make your 20 and retire to run Imperial oversight on a mining colony.

Exactly, living good in the colonies.

Are you kidding? If you want to see civilization, just look in the mirror. Wherever a loyal Imperial subject is, civilization is with them.

Even better from this episode's outtakes:

Tracy - Do you remember Kramer from Seinfeld?

Jerry - Do I remember Kramer?

When people put First Order stuff in this sub

When people put First Order stuff in this sub

Not just the Amen, but the Awomen, and the Achildren too

Amen.

Amen is correct. Not that "may the force..." those crazy lunatics keeps sayin'!

Trying to Save Another Citizen

Trying to Save Another Citizen

Under some rules of today ( enacted under certain corporations not state), the rebels would be considered hatespeech and would be banned from some things

I mean the crown jewel of every iteration of the Republic and the Empire always seems to be Coruscant.

It's worse than that:

After our glorious emperor used the Grand Army of the Republic to defeat the separatists and unify the Empire, bringing order and peace, the rebel scum decided "fuck that!" and started their pathetic rebellion.

Well he's not wrong palatine was elected to office

RIGHT IS MIGHT ~ IMPERIAL ARMOURED INFANTRY! By: Russell Walks

RIGHT IS MIGHT ~ IMPERIAL ARMOURED INFANTRY! By: Russell Walks

Isn't is "Might is Right"? Unless you're Yoda I mean.

I'm a sucker for Star Wars walker-like vehicles and I think this is pretty great

I thought it was that way too. But if the Empire says it's the other way, who am I to change it?

"Overkill" is a term made by those who can't do so themselves.

Try one of these subthreads