ChoosingBeggars

"I meant for free since I know you"

"I meant for free since I know you"

Who would pay 10 bucks for a fucking card randomizer?

Yea that's the better question. I don't need to pay someone to lie to me, people do that for free constantly.

A new friendship could blossom in your future. Show caution in your financial dealings as an unscrupulous individual may seek to take advantage

OK everyone give me £10 now

You can’t handle the truth.

Let’s see how far this gets her

Let’s see how far this gets her

She just wants dinner and she's too dumb to be clever about it.

This, 100%. She wants an expensive dinner.

I’d be like, “I don’t pay for girls. I make a lot of money so I want to make sure they’re not gold diggers lol”

Yeah OP, you can’t communicate at any of those other activities you listed. I mean have you been to an aquarium? You can’t hear anything over the screeching jellyfish.

I'm ecstatic when someone buys me a coffee, but this girl is expecting a dude to shell out $150 to $200 on every date?

Then again, I guess my "standards" are much lower than her. I'd nope that girl all the way to fuck-that-ville.

Im turkish

Im turkish

I'm Turkish?

You would be able to do it fast if you were Russian.

whispers Bonjour

You missed out on some good turkish exposure there

First low balls and then wants for free!

First low balls and then wants for free!

Lmaoooo tell him to fuck off

This reminds me of when I waited at WalMart to get a Nintendo Switch. I sat from 7pm until midnight to get it. They had 5-6 chairs lined up, and everyone sitting in one got a switch(plus they'd hold your chair for one bathroom or snack break).

At about 11:40 a guy showed up, and towards all of us said "aww guys, my daughter really wants one of these. Can I have one of your spots?"

Nobody said anything, and I said "You can have my spot for 200 bucks"(I figured I could wait a little while to snag the system) and he said "that's NOT gonna happen".

He then stood there with his hands on his hips looking up and down those of us waiting. Finally after a couple minutes he storms off in a huff and says "WELL THERE'S GONNA BE A SAD LITTLE GIRL TOMORROW, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!"

I couldn't have been happier, especially when the Switch became so hard to buy over the first few months.

"make a little kid happy"

He means him.

Ugh the entitlement is painful

Message after message of people asking me to lower a price without any info or effort on their part, I've turned to sarcasm.

Message after message of people asking me to lower a price without any info or effort on their part, I've turned to sarcasm.

Nice. I usually ask them what's the highest they would pay.

Uggh ... nothing drives me more nuts than the "What's the lowest price you'll take?" when I try to sell something.

Of course I have a price in mind but I'm not going to tell you that.

Yeah I’m taking this one. Thanks!

I always lowball but asking what bottom price they'd take isa dumb, make an offer

Look, let me just use the logo I didn’t pay you for now and I’ll pay back when I make the money later. I promise.

Look, let me just use the logo I didn’t pay you for now and I’ll pay back when I make the money later. I promise.

TWELVE DOLLARS!?!

Clearly states price multiple times.

"I thought it was free!"

Why does everyone think that a shout-out is a form of currency? I mean who do they think they are, Robert Downey Jr?

$12 is a deal - guy makes the logo and the beggar can’t pay the twelve bucks!?! Come on!

First of all, Tyler...

First of all, Tyler...

sUpEr NoT iNtO bEiNg TaLkEd DoWn To

Extra points for the edit to make himself look better a month after the owner replied.

Honestly, he couldn't walk around the shop picked up a patch kit or tube, pump and tire tools. You know things you should always carry around anyways

Yeah but we got what he meant

TIL Xenophilius Lovegood is the choosiest beggar of them all

TIL Xenophilius Lovegood is the choosiest beggar of them all

Methinks Ms. Rowling was venting a bit at past publishers.

If anyone deserves to be paid in exposure, it's Rita Skeeter.

Unrelated but why does Xenophilius sound like a weird sexual orientation

Xeno = Strange/Foreign

-philius = having love/affinity for

So "lover of weird stuff". Make of that what you will.

GoFundMe for a new car. Not just any car but a Tesla X

GoFundMe for a new car. Not just any car but a Tesla X

Hi! You might know me from the internet! I'm a model with an 8th grade education that doesn't know how to budget. Buy me a Tesla X!

"I'm below the poverty line, so I therefore got five puppies for fuck all reason"

With five dogs, crippling mental illnesses and no license. I wonder how she intends to pay for parking, insurance and gas...

PS Yes I get it. "Gas". Please stop pm'ing me about it. Please. I'm already appropriately ashamed :)

She was grouped on the bus... fucking shepherds are everywhere these days

"I don't think your job is a career, therefore I don't want to pay you."

"I don't think your job is a career, therefore I don't want to pay you."

As a photographer, can confirm this sort of thing happens all the time. Since everyone has a cameraphone a lot of them think they can do the same work a photographer does.

IMO a career is when your job pays the majority of your bills.

Yea, but shithead like you won't pay

PPl think they're paying for the equipment when they're paying for the eye...

Do the photos for free and keep the rights to the then. Give them only one crappy thumbnail and tell them you're giving them exposure.

Try one of these subthreads