This is a carrier
🍃↪️: Create a Green 2/2 Lizard token
Mama Tört, the Carrier — 4G Legendary Creature — Turtle
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 0/1 Green Turtle token creature.
Other turtle creatures you control get +2/+1.
Sacrifice ~: Turtle creatures you control get indestructible and hexproof until end of turn
Just use a heavy hammer weapon to smash the shell, and then she's just a slow debuffed lizard mob.
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Pro tip: despite being very powerful, this boss has no locomotion capabilities whatsoever. Use this to your advantage by finding cover and using grenades.
Has technology gone too far?
There’s a really easy cheese strat for this fight. If you keep walking in a circle, the boss will follow you and eventually the wires will get so twisted it will become immobile. Then, just get behind it and since you’re outside it’s field of vision it’s a free kill.
Its sentries can move, but are there for mostly just chasing you away of your spot, so build some as preparation while pretending to be hard at work.
That is gangster
He doesn't just look like Guy Fieri, he looks like a kid that Guy Fieri and Bandit Keith had out of wedlock.
If you step on this boss, you die instantly from guilt
Eh, just throw a bucket of water on it and it'll drown.
This is an optional boss which can be easily missed due to his cone camouflage. During his first phase he summons cones which cover him in a protective veil. The cones must be destroyed to remove this and then you can start dealing damage to him. His weakest spot is the small leaf on his head, hit this enough times and it falls off. You can use this item(Watchers Leaf) to craft a weapon: Watchers Cone Lance. Second phase, he summons more cones and then turns into one. This time the cones explode when hit so make sure you hit the right one(the cone with a leave stuck to it) Rinse and repeat.
Edit: Yes, I'm aware this is a Pikmin; maybe someone can write some lore on how it ended up as The Cone Watcher?
That’s a Pikmin
I appreciate your Pikmin joke.
His smile said cachow
But his heart said end me now
Speed. I do speed.
Not winning the Piston Cup real hit McQueen hard...
It's like 9 am
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I do not feel like you gave this your all.
Great post. I rate it 9/11.
OK now this is epic
Okay everybody break it up! The Joke Police are here!
That’s what they get for dissing my boy Waluigi.
Funny enough the best way to beat this guy is just to keep your distance. Every time it swings it damages itself a little (and it's constantly swinging).
Free boss, you beat it in the cutscene
You disrespected my god, and that is unacceptable
He's clearly using cheats though
Well then the answer is obvious. We must make him . . . beat it himself.
The one to the left. Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He's an optional boss, but if you beat him you get a copy of GTA IV with all the cheats written on some paper in the case