Floyd gonna beat an empty wrestling ring?
Floyd can't hit what he CAN'T SEE
One of his WWE catchphrases was
All I see is jorts and sweatbands
That's me at 3am in the morning eating snacks when someone comes into the kitchen and turns the light on lmao
Saw someone diagnose him with stripe 2 diabetes.
You standing there in the dark creepin on your snacks? lmao
Do you ever really grow up? Or does your body just grow up and you gotta pretend like that wouldn't be fun as fuck at any age
Wear safety glasses
Harry - Kendrick - The Chosen One
Hermoine - Belcalis Almanzar AKA Cardi B - Queen of the MudBloods
Ron - Quavo - Along with the rest of the Migos as his family
Voldemort - Ben Carson
Harry points wand at Voldemort: BELCALIS ALMANZAR!!
Joe Budden is Snape.
Terrance Howard is Voldemort idc what anybody else says
Dave Chapelle is Ron Weasley
When you tryna watch the game at Bdubs but the busty girl next to you at the bar wearing a Polo with all the buttons undone.
When there’s two amazing booties walking in opposite directions
Aww that’s mean. I hope this is shopped.
Unfortunately for him, it's not.
This shit is so true.
And every manager I’ve had at a low-paying job has been the laziest worker there.
Once I stopped working for minimum wage I got some managers who actually contribute their share. It’s amazing how much more I respect them
Edit: obviously this is anecdotal and everybody has their own experience. No need to reply defending how hard you work in your professional job, I know y’all out there
It's because those fast food managers were treated like shit and had to work harder than anyone else there when they were new. Once they became managers, they turn into the same type of employees that their old managers were.
It's the circle of strife.
I do volunteer work and the lady be trying to work me like a dog. Bitch can I have some money for transportation? I literally lose money by working here
Reminds me of this Bill Hicks bit:
Boss: "Hicks, how come you're not working?"
Bill: "There's nothing to do."
Boss: "Well you pretend like you're working."
Bill: "...why don't YOU pretend I'm working? You get paid more than me. You fantasize."
Bruh why they do Forest like that lmaooo
SLJ should be Mad Eye Moody and Shaq should be Hagrid imo
Nah. Shaq, Chuck, and the rest of the Inside the NBA crew need to be nearly headless Nick and the rest of those ghosts, just commentating on the shit that goes on in Hogwarts lmao
Chuck would be roasting Hufflepuff like he does with the Phoenix suns 😂
Idris Elba should be Sirius.
So does Kanye West for that matter. When you are 70 percent of an artist concert revenue, they let you do it.
In every video I've seen of this song being played live, and every time I've heard this live, people add the "my" after the first "where you from?" Kills my hype immediately. Imagine a sea of people actually giving the pause that the lyric deserves.
Capitalism has a way of dissolving these little social rough patches. Can't be selling a fuckton of albums and tickets to people and then be surprised they know the lyrics. You knew it was coming.
I mean it’s just a song though no ill intention. Why can’t they just enjoy the concert.
I disagree, even students belonging to Slytherin were intelligent.
I remember 2 of them eating floating cupcakes not knowing it was a trap so I doubt it
Yeah, look at the from Goblet of Fire, it’s pretty obvious who they’re based on
As horrible as it is wouldn't the blackhogwarts equivalent be like... mudface
Story Time: I had a homeboy I used to run the streets with when we were younger. Shit went sideways between us and we parted ways. About 7 years later he popped up on Facebook and messaged me talking about he wanted to meet up. I had long since changed my life so I was like fuck it! Let's see what he has to say. Well, he ended up apologizing for the way shit went down and so on. After he finished his little apology he tried to convince me to go to Utah with him to join the Mormon church. I was like nah I'm gonna chill but God bless you big dog. He kept going on about the light of god and all kinds of shit, it was bizarre. About a few months later he hits me up talking about FUCK THE MORMONS AND GOD. I was thoroughly confused at this point. Turns out they told him he was too fat to be a missionary. Homeboy was broken up by the news and ended up getting locked up less than a year later for trafficking. I know I shouldn't laugh but I did. I still laugh at the whole situation. Anyway, that's all the story time I have for today kids.
I guess this is the male version?
With women they're like, "StupidMLM lets me stay home and spend time with my bayyyyybeeeeeees!"
It's not MLM. It's network marketing folks