Wow didn’t expect to relate this hard something this early
My brother must still be waiting when I’m finally coming home with some groceries
My older sister and I hella tight tbh she's the only sibling I like
Can’t say the same. Me and my lil bro are tight af. 😤 He’s my best friend!
Look we got lucky here. There's still no justifying drunk driving
This is disgusting. Fuck nazis, but also fuck drunk drivers. My cousin was killed by a drunk driver, we should not be encouraging or celebrating drunk drivers. Even when they kill someone we don't like.
The human body is capable of amazing things. With a BAC of .42 she was still able to.walk to a vehicle, operate it, and improve her K/D ratio.
if only there was a way to ensure that we only hit KKK members when drunk....
Dude even though it's a joke it's pretty fucked up
Taking a pic or vid when your kid's having a fit for no reason seems acceptable. But this bs shamim your kids then postin it cause it's 'funny' is imo just narcissistic. Plus that kid's gonna have that pic floating around on the web forever.
Wow lil bro got the skull trooper skin. He a OG
My brother wedged Fred up his nostril, and in a panic he had to confess to or mom, who also was, at first, unable to dislodge the vitamin. Using a pair of tweezers, she finally was able to remove it. The story was retold every thanksgiving for eons.
Nigga that was weed!
Damn your brothers a real one. Didn't even break it down into lines, just went to rail it in one go.
I remember I thought I'd die if I ate 3 at once
Wow what a burn! That really makes me want to enjoy a nice Wendy’s™️ burger and a tall refreshing Frosty®️. Did you know that they get all of their ingredients fresh? Really makes the mouth water!
... sit down Dave Jr.
Actually the girl's all chill never frozen
Don't even bother correcting her, it just gives her the attention she wants.
I couldn’t agree more. I served 20 years and never once did I think it was more about the flag or the anthem more than the country they stood for. We defend all rights, even if those we disagree with. Glad someone told that flag waving attention whore that..
Yeah, you said it u/butt_shrecker
Tomi is the worst type of nationalist. Someone that benefits from privilege while choosing to never acknowledge it and then hiding under the flag as rhetorical convenience. The man responding here as a veteran understands the symbolism and meaning of that flag and would never denigrate it for political gain. What that flag really stands for is our struggle for equality and the furtherance of civil rights by calling bullshit on people like Tomi that see it as transactional. Tomi you don’t swipe the flag it’s a lifetime commitment.
They been hitting me with the "we're out of mayo"...oh I thought this was a deli,my mistake.
out of mayoBITCH I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
They've done that to me before. I was like "yo, keep making my sandwich, I'll go get you some". Trying to fuck up my chicken tender sub.....
Publix be slippin now
Conveying small moments like this was one of Obama’s strongest traits. Everyone has missed someone or felt a sense of loss. And having a leader capable of relating to that is something sorely missed right now.
I didn't know why I missed him so much and now I do
Barry is one hell of a wordsmith. That choked me up a little.
Whether people realize it or not they look to a person in a position of power to get a sense of whether a situation is dire or not. And a lot of times it is dire.
But having someone who can convey a sense of calm and a sense fortitude is something we desperately need right now.
Not someone who’s gonna just tell us “it” will be okay and leave it at that but someone who will inspire us to be okay regardless of what “it” is.
You could see it as, lesbians take women who wouldn't be into you any way off the market. Giving you more time to work numbers.
That doesn't really make a difference because lesbians do the same..
Or are there way more gay men?
You need a gay wing man. Girls will trust a gay man's opinion on another man.
But in that sense, gay men don't make us more scare on the market for women :p