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Shoutout to uncle rock

Shoutout to uncle rock

My uncles are always looking at me like this when I bring my eminem revival album with me to the cookout

Ask Siri what the best Eminem album is

Hottest take

Man, for a solid three seconds I was thinking we were talking about food.

I gotta lose some weight.

Weight,... they aren't?

Birth control

Birth control

/sub/comedycemetery

When I used to take SSRI's and I told my doc that it was affecting my ability to orgasm he said, "You said you don't have a girlfriend right now? Well then what does it matter!"

Sure doc, I'll just stay medicated and then never cum again in my life. That will surely make finding a girlfriend easier, and will make for some fun sessions alone when I'm beating my meat for 90 minutes straight in sheer frustration.

Every other day*

Every other day*

I would try to drop some knowledge on everybody... but on my last trip, I so underpacked the clothing essentials.

PS: Thankfully there was a non-coin operated laundry machine and dryer in the mix.

YOU MUSTN'T FORGET THE UNDERWEAR

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This shit is reposted every other day

This is so true.

This is so true.

Is that a penis tattoo on his left arm though.

Real ones know the drill

Real ones know the drill

If drinking ginger ale, shitting, or sleeping it off dont work... then you got cancer and I wish you and your family the best with those upcoming hospital bills.

PS: WebMD taught me.

Whew, Chile. The memories. You got one day off from school to sit around and drink Ginger Ale cuz that shit "works" and your ass was going to school tomorrow.

Served in crushed ice, of course.

Sprite has always been my go to for stomach issues.

I wonder why she so mad for.....

I wonder why she so mad for.....

Especially when I hit them with the "Lol"

Amen

Amen

I remember when I worked a target and I was ringing up this white guy and a black lady came up behind him. She started to put things on the conveyor belt and something rolled into the white guys merchandise and he legit went off on her claiming she was trying to get him to pay for her item.

Old, dried up raisins having ass Susan

Geezus. Is this really something ppl get offended over? I do it out of consideration cuz the dividers usually closer to the register than the back of the conveyer and it’s awkward to reach over all the groceries.

I know, Susan. I know. You can't afford mine and your groceries. You made your point with your poor self. So put up your lil divider and make sure you cover your PIN number all dramatic, Crusty.

And they bring two types of brownies to the bbq

And they bring two types of brownies to the bbq

This was literally posted less than 6 hours ago. Come on now

Didn't this just get removed for rule 8? And you're just gonna go ahead and copy the same title, huh?

Why this look like Lynn from Girlfriends with one of her boyfriends?

Try one of these subthreads