AnimalsBeingJerks

Beluga discovering the power of scaring kids.

If someone confined me to a pen for the rest of my life so children could gawk at me I think I’d develop the same mannerisms.

It’s incredible how similar the whale’s mannerisms are to a human too. With the whole fakeout and stuff.

Raaarr I’m whale, raaar!!

Listen here you little shit

Dog teaches two drunk men in a brawl a lesson

Dog teaches two drunk men in a brawl a lesson

The bald guy taking initiative and getting a close up

Harmonica guy setting up the mood for them 😏

Bristol.

what, no pupper owner gonna claim that majestic beast?!?

Locals only

Locals only

That dolphin totally did that on porpoise!

The ocean.

And stay out of Malibu!

No fuckin whale

2 years ago I stopped the shelter from putting this guy down because he was “too aggressive”...ungrateful little shit

2 years ago I stopped the shelter from putting this guy down because he was “too aggressive”...un...

I agree, he’s a terror

It's a love bite. My tuxedo used to do it all the time. He especially loved my elbow skin for some reason.

Wenis meat is the best meat.

What a ferocious beast.

My dog really loves me for me...

You're his sugar daddy

True story:

We have a boxer, and my dad once offered him a treat only to teasingly pull away two or three times in a row. He wasn't trying to be mean, but he apparently hurt my dog's feelings so badly that the dog walked away from the treat completely and curled up in his dog bed. My dad tried to give him the treat then and even placed it in the bed, but my dog wouldn't take it and and didn't look at my dad for over a day.

My dog runs away if i try to kiss.

It's not teasing at that point, it's actually telling the dog that "you're not allowed to take this".

Don't tease your animals, they don't understand it. All the dog was doing was trying to not acknowledge the treat since the master was showing that he's not allowed to have it.

Cat took it down for no reason what so ever

oh he had a reason

"For no reason" except the big shiny new toy that makes an awesome whirring sound and tries to fly away

Cat reasons.

I can only imagine the heart attack the guy had as the cat suddenly lunged at the thing, and he was watching it through the VR.

Don't you dare look at me

Don't you dare look at me

"Talk to the paw."

What did the five fingers say to the face?

This looks fake as hell to me for some reason. Like someone maneuvering the dogs front paws outside of the shot.

Pai Mei has snatched out eyes for less insolent behavior

That’s it. I’ve had enough. You can clean up your own damn mess.

That’s it. I’ve had enough. You can clean up your own damn mess.

The biggest problem: Cats don't give a shit. After this, it is taking a nap and carving off your head in its dreams.

Well, the guy's still doing it. He;s just using a pair of cat tongs to help.

"Release me hooman! just wait until you fall asleep"

There will be retribution.

A/doing your thing likea boss

A/doing your thing likea boss

Lol

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