Nan gave me a box of 6 condoms on my 16th birthday and my uncle laughed and said “wow you got him a lifetime supply”. My uncle is a smart man.
I feel attacked
You should be, fellow virgin
I always say "Look who you married, think you're going to get an award?"
They get mad but they stop asking me how I'm doing in my relationship life
Maybe they are annoyed because the tv is blaring.
This really doesn't deserve a confession bear
Just what we need. More people whose mission in life is to piss off people they don’t agree with. Go you !
I basically tell them that I will be back after the packing is done. Then I leave them, usually with a look of incredulity on their faces.
It's like you know my sister
I don’t think you’ve ever lived in the ghetto, poor people robbing poor people is like a sport there.
If you have shoes you can get robbed.
A smart poor would make holes in his shoes so they won't be worthy of stealing.
I hate when being forgetful about my laundry makes me socially awkward penguin.
Stop meme abuse.
Set an alarm on your phone?
Omg starting a load of laundry is so fuckin' awesome
I cry about them.
Reposting 90 minutes after an original post is different than 9 months later. Just sayin'
Personally, I don't mind reposts. I accept that when someone sees something interesting online they're going to want to share it and they can't possibly know how often others have seen it before. If it's something I like I upvote it, if not I just keep scrolling.
My issue with reposts is that someone is stealing someone else’s work for personal gain.
Yeah, it's all fine and dandy but in 9 months time you'll have more babies to raise.
As a MIL, I would have still kept the kids so you could have time to yourself. I've watched their kids so he could play video games on his day off while my daughter was working.
Your in-laws probably didn't mind. :)
Alone time is important. Parents need to recharge, and it’s good for kids to spend time with the grandparents.
Nope, I honestly believe that it’s important for some people. I’m definitely one of those people.
You sure she didn't says "meds" instead?
Grapefruit can actually interfere with a number of medications!
I am betting meds, I've been told by customers iirc blood thinners (or some type of meds) don't work well with grapefruit.
"Meds".....they said "meds"......
This one is on you OP
What if your dream was real and when you woke up today you were actually respawning at your last save point
Am I borderlands
Check your accounts for Hyperion respawn charges.
Please update us all tomorrow in the comments to let us know that your okay
Edit: you're (thx Lrg-Farva)
Nothing is worse then when someone films vertically and then uploads it with the blurred sides so that I have to look at their vertical video with my phone on horizontal and it's like 3 inches tall.
People stupid enough to film vertically are not going to download a separate camera app.
People seriously need to know about Horizon:
It doesn't care about the orientation of your phone, it WILL record in widescreen.
How about when someone starts filming something... but then rotated the phone halfway through. So now you have to tilt your head over because if you turn your phone, it becomes even tinier with even bigger blurry bars on the sides.