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When you’re at a family dinner and your outer family asks you how your relationship life has been

When you’re at a family dinner and your outer family asks you how your relationship life has been

Nan gave me a box of 6 condoms on my 16th birthday and my uncle laughed and said “wow you got him a lifetime supply”. My uncle is a smart man.

I feel attacked

You should be, fellow virgin

I always say "Look who you married, think you're going to get an award?"

They get mad but they stop asking me how I'm doing in my relationship life

It's the small victories, and my boss does says he does not understand American Politics so I get away with it. Nothing like the red hot face of angry conservatives with my coffee.

It's the small victories, and my boss does says he does not understand American Politics so I get away with it. Nothing like the red hot face of angry conservatives with my coffee.

....what

Maybe they are annoyed because the tv is blaring.

This really doesn't deserve a confession bear

Just what we need. More people whose mission in life is to piss off people they don’t agree with. Go you !

Please don't be that person

Please don't be that person

I basically tell them that I will be back after the packing is done. Then I leave them, usually with a look of incredulity on their faces.

It's like you know my sister

Being poor does come with upside

Being poor does come with upside

I don’t think you’ve ever lived in the ghetto, poor people robbing poor people is like a sport there.

If you have shoes you can get robbed.

A smart poor would make holes in his shoes so they won't be worthy of stealing.

It’s just one of those weeks

It’s just one of those weeks

I hate when being forgetful about my laundry makes me socially awkward penguin.

Stop meme abuse.

Set an alarm on your phone?

Omg starting a load of laundry is so fuckin' awesome

How some of us feel when someone cries about reposts

How some of us feel when someone cries about reposts
How some of us feel when someone cries about reposts

I cry about them.

Reposting 90 minutes after an original post is different than 9 months later. Just sayin'

Personally, I don't mind reposts. I accept that when someone sees something interesting online they're going to want to share it and they can't possibly know how often others have seen it before. If it's something I like I upvote it, if not I just keep scrolling.

My issue with reposts is that someone is stealing someone else’s work for personal gain.

Doesn't make me a terrible parent that I want alone time

Doesn't make me a terrible parent that I want alone time

Yeah, it's all fine and dandy but in 9 months time you'll have more babies to raise.

As a MIL, I would have still kept the kids so you could have time to yourself. I've watched their kids so he could play video games on his day off while my daughter was working.

Your in-laws probably didn't mind. :)

Alone time is important. Parents need to recharge, and it’s good for kids to spend time with the grandparents.

Nope, I honestly believe that it’s important for some people. I’m definitely one of those people.

Overheard a couple at Costco debating which variety pack of Le Croix to get

Overheard a couple at Costco debating which variety pack of Le Croix to get

You sure she didn't says "meds" instead?

Grapefruit can actually interfere with a number of medications!

I am betting meds, I've been told by customers iirc blood thinners (or some type of meds) don't work well with grapefruit.

"Meds".....they said "meds"......

This one is on you OP

Looks like I'm staying inside today

Looks like I'm staying inside today

What if your dream was real and when you woke up today you were actually respawning at your last save point

Am I borderlands

Check your accounts for Hyperion respawn charges.

Please update us all tomorrow in the comments to let us know that your okay

Edit: you're (thx Lrg-Farva)

Think of the children you savage

Think of the children you savage

Nothing is worse then when someone films vertically and then uploads it with the blurred sides so that I have to look at their vertical video with my phone on horizontal and it's like 3 inches tall.

People stupid enough to film vertically are not going to download a separate camera app.

People seriously need to know about Horizon:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hvt.horizon&hl=en_US

It doesn't care about the orientation of your phone, it WILL record in widescreen.

How about when someone starts filming something... but then rotated the phone halfway through. So now you have to tilt your head over because if you turn your phone, it becomes even tinier with even bigger blurry bars on the sides.

Try one of these subthreads