Ah, victory. A woman has talked to me, and even touched me
She gives you this lovely look and come closer, touch your chest and whispers in your ear: "you are pathetic.." and walks away.
A hug would be nice at this point thanks.
It sounds like a victory royale to me
Compressing the tobacco, makes it burn smoother.
Well if it doesn't kill me what's the point
Gotta pack 'em so they burn slow.
The filters are at the top of the packet. So you turn the packet upside down, whack it against your palm once or twice, and in theory it “packs” the tobacco a bit more. In practice it really does fuck all. Modern cigarettes are already packed nice and tight and the extra whack doesn’t really add any noticeable difference to how it burns. It’s just sort of a tradition that’s survived from when cigarettes weren’t as well packed.
Source: was a fairly heavy smoker in the past.
I have never upvoted anything so fast in my life, and in return, I have never been so disappointed
"Your dissapointment" has gained the title "Immeasurable".
Hopefully this one will work
These posts are getting less and less upvotes. It must be working...
We don't do that here
Rope and Neck my dude.
Glass of water and pills my man.
Toaster and bathtub
Ask Quija spilling the truth
what did it say
I don't think you get it
its so sad this is not stupid as it looks to me.
I'm always the (choices.length + 1)th choice so when it's my turn, it's just an IndexOutOfBoundsException.
Let’s commit toaster bath
I don't want to commit suicide because I'll feel guilty so instead I hope to just get hit by a truck one day
No. Let’s contemplate toaster bath.
Passive suicidality. Welcome.
Edit: fuck you that sub isn't real. Lol jk I love you, sorry for swearing
omg sans wuld never say thus im crynig rn guys
Why is the chart the sans Undertale color
jokes on you, I don't want anything in life
Jokes on you I don't want life
They told me to workout to be happy. Now I’m just sore more often, slightly more fit, and equally miserable.
If only it was “easy”.