We don't do that here
Rope and Neck my dude.
Glass of water and pills my man.
Toaster and bathtub
Ask Quija spilling the truth
what did it say
I don't think you get it
its so sad this is not stupid as it looks to me.
I'm always the (choices.length + 1)th choice so when it's my turn, it's just an IndexOutOfBoundsException.
Let’s commit toaster bath
I don't want to commit suicide because I'll feel guilty so instead I hope to just get hit by a truck one day
No. Let’s contemplate toaster bath.
Passive suicidality. Welcome.
Edit: fuck you that sub isn't real. Lol jk I love you, sorry for swearing
omg sans wuld never say thus im crynig rn guys
Why is the chart the sans Undertale color
jokes on you, I don't want anything in life
Jokes on you I don't want life
They told me to workout to be happy. Now I’m just sore more often, slightly more fit, and equally miserable.
If only it was “easy”.
Smooth enough to even get a Tinder date
SANS DOG SANS DOG
Constantly playing and intensifying.
And then you realize: Oh! The enemy is myself!
Thats when the depression kicks in.
Perpetually activity and aggravating.
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Old repost... I have this on my phone from over a year ago.
She is telling the truth tho...
If you wouldn't mind :)