Yes dude, it's because of the blanket.

Yes dude, it's because of the blanket.

Actually pretty funny as far as /sub/badfaketexts go

You must not have seen very much

They fucked up the time signature

I have an 8 foot blanket...it covers mostly everything

One minute between successive texts while trying to sleep? I think not

This is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, holy hell.

Plot twist! It was because of the blanket.

Is that a The Used lyric? That takes me back.

Are you being sarcastic? I feel bad for your sense of humour lol

OP

sometimes theres things you want/need to get woken up by, friends/family in trouble/accident, important work etc.

Does your dick swing low, does it wobble to and fro