"WTF dude? I'm trying to drive."

"WTF dude? I'm trying to drive."

Jesus: my, you're very toit in the shoulder area here

driver: what?

Jesus: toit. like a toiger. you have toit shoulders.

driver: ok Jesus that's not really something one dude should say to another dude..


Why is Jesus wearing Guy-Liner?

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Say what you like about paedophiles, at least they share.




Don't worry Milton...we will help you find your stapler...or we *WILL BURN THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND!***

The darftsman looks like the "Jump to Conclusions" guy from Office Space.

But I've loved you forever, son. Come on, just one little massage couldn't hurt.