How the fuck do you smuggle a bear? That's some skill.
Huh, from wikipedia:
Winnie the Pooh has inspired multiple texts to explain complex philosophical ideas. Benjamin Hoff used Milne's characters in The Tao of Pooh and The Te of Piglet to explain Taoism. Similarly, Frederick Crews wrote essays about the Pooh books in abstruse academic jargon in The Pooh Perplex and Postmodern Pooh to satirise a range of philosophical approaches. Pooh and the Philosophers by John T. Williams uses Winnie the Pooh as a backdrop to illustrate the works of philosophers including Descartes, Kant, Plato, and Nietzsche.
Aaaaand 3 paragraphs down:
In the "sport" of Poohsticks, competitors drop sticks into a stream from a bridge and then wait to see whose stick will cross the finish line first. Though it began as a game played by Pooh and his friends in the book The House at Pooh Corner and later in the films, it has crossed over into the real world: a World Championship Poohsticks race takes place in Oxfordshire each year. Ashdown Forest in England where the Pooh stories are set is a popular tourist attraction, and includes the wooden Pooh Bridge where Pooh and Piglet invented Poohsticks.
I'll tell you; bear with me.
Ok, but what’s a pooh?
The gaudy Disney perversions missuse the .
They need to make a gritty reboot origin story
Yeah but what's the pooh part all about?
Never mind. u/MEGA_MAX explained it.
Thats a strange thought, whats easier. Smuggling an actual bear into a country, or smuggling a human sexy gay bear into a country in WWI....