WHO’s "Fowl"? Have at Moo!

I am so happy this got done.

Creative and well done


My name is Maxiflap Decigoose Meridiegg, commander of the armies of the pond, general of the feather legions. Loyal servant to Margoose Aureggius, father to a murdered gosling, husband to a murdered swan, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

As if Geese weren't scary enough.

Well done? That steak was still moving, I would say rare at best.

Goose: IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!?! Crowd: Duck! Duck! Goose!

Fighting cows with a d square shield. Bold.

Now they give me goosebumps.

Those who are about to honk, we salute you.

Original GIF submitted by u/JavaReallySucks

Cows are like level 1 or 2. D shield requires like level 60 defense? Someone who has played runescape more recently would have to confirm lol.

The phalanx jab that sends the bull routing is my favorite part

Lop the horns off walk it past the grill and throw it on a plate

I love you

Level 2 with 8 HP and yeah, Dragon Square Shield is 60 Defense.

What are you a chicken?!


Geese have been scientifically proven to be manifestations of the Devils will

No, that's /u/defcrazy


A properly cooked steak is good with just salt and pepper. Maybe some garlic and a dab of horseradish.

A thin overcooked cheap piece of meat might as well get drowned in ketchup.

The average cow chews at least 50 times per minute.

Fucking brilliant! Well done, mate!

Are you sure?

Thanks Dad.

Awesome work dude!! Totally love this!

I absolutely love this!


A group of geese is called a gaggle

I fucking love steak. Salt and pepper. Maybe even some A1 if I’m feeling naughty. I fucking love steak


Do you work with geese, or do you just like to explain how scary the are to people you meet?

Can I get a goose fact here?

Why don't you pick on someone your own size???