Who is this?....

Who is this?....

I love that they'll never find the guy who did it because they're still looking for this 4chan guy

You gotta love the crack team over at the CNN Tech Desk.

Who is 4chan? Is he part of Anonymous? How can I stop them from DDoSing pictures off my phone?

That can't possibly be right. If they did that they would know what 4chan is.

They're great. Half their news is from browsing the front page of reddit.

I don't understand how she can look so confused and so smug at the same time. They are polar opposite emotions, but she's nailing them both. Someone please explain this to me.

Remember, folks, a good password should have upper and lower case letters, numbers, symbols, and at least eight simplified and traditional Chinese characters.

Pink Floyd's probably my favorite singer.

Reminds me of the time I asked a guy if he liked Monty Python.. and he replies "Oh, he's alright "

If your password is password, change the 's' to a dollar sign.

The way she delivers this line makes me want to punch her in the face.

Because for her, smugness is not an emotion -- it's her permanent state of being. Confusion, or any other feeling for that matter, just layers on top of the bedrock base layer that is always there.

It's my understanding that they are a group of 4 Chinese men named Chan.

yeah with cunt coloured paint.

install a linux wall on it, unless you are on the apples. That or just pick a decent password for your nude photo collection

Remember everyone, if you use the apples, 4Chan with his infinite tech wizardry, WILL hack your clouds.

No answer. He must be dead. Story checks out.

I haven't followed any of the media coverage on the leaks, but after seeing this thought it might be amusing to see what CNN is saying about it.

Man, am I sorry I bothered. I ended up at this link:


First of all, I thought it was odd that it showed up on the "money" subdomain. Second, I didn't load/watch the video.

Finally, this may be the most poorly written article I've ever read. Hell, even if you discount the terrible content, the grammar is downright atrocious.

My favorite part was these two quotes separated by only about 10 sentences:

This was possible, because of a bug in the system Apple uses to remotely store photos and documents: iCloud.

10 random sentences with commas all over the place.

Apple assured the public these hackers did not break into the company's core computer systems, which house all of its users' data. So iCloud itself was not hacked.

Not impressed that it took 3 authors to write a shitty 400 word article.

reddit is the guy that solved the boston bombing by analysing hats.

But wich one!!??

Led Zeppelin was good too. Probably my favorite German. He always wrote such great songs, but had problems getting high. He always crashed so hard.

How the hell did it take three people to write that? Meatwad is a better writer.

4chan... the best hacker handle since "zerocool".

It's such a fucking smug gesture. Like "obviously he's a stupid kid who is not important enough for me to know who he is."

God dammit.

I don't even know if it's a generational gap at this point...it's like she's actually trying to be too awesome to know what 4chan is.

so edgy

4chan? 4chan is the night that embraces you the moment before you get raped in the ass.

Did you really?

To be fair, the band did die when Cobain died.

"We won't rest until we find this 4CHAN fellow"

Crash Override


Maybe we should spam the front page with this http://xkcd.com/936/ until they see it then

So it's kind of like painting on a black canvas?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

I can't help but think there is at least one 4chan user that works there just fucking grinning the whole god damned time.

She may very well be the dumbest news presenter alive. It seems every single day she serves up the poo-poo with the same look of "I have no idea what I'm talking about" oh her face.

He is no Jethro Tull

Mess with the best. Die like the rest.

The nightman?

maybe he was a system admin?!


Maybe this chick does ether?