You joke, but that pupster is fucking special ops. He once killed a red panda with a pencil.
A fuuuhken peencil.
Blackbeard rework incoming
Don't you know? Sausage dogs have low profiles and are perfect for infiltrating enemy lines.
Maybe is a dog gor detecting landmines
Tactical Assault Lapdog
Shield for dog only.
At least he's living the lie, I mean, just look at that trigger discipline.