When all your friends got name brand snacks but your mom has you on a budget.

When all your friends got name brand snacks but your mom has you on a budget.

And what appears to be at least one pube

with boogers and cum?

Oh, there's plenty of pubes. Mostly pubes, really, if we're being honest.

That's on a plate.

Gross.

Is probably get a dishwasher pod...my rents are cheap.

Could you have at least brushed your counter off?