What to do if you're choking and there's no one around

Oh i thought you died

so, die?

had that experience once. Banged my back against a wall instead. Still alive.

Supposed to do that on the back of a chair actually....

That won't work. You do it onto a chair if anything.

I've grown cynical of Reddit... Does this actually work or is it Reddit's last laugh when you're about to die ?

u should xpost this to /sub/lifeprotips