I feel that Jersey Shore is a far greater obscenity than actual curse words.
He has polite tourette syndrome
Sorry I have a disease
It's called "Canadian Syndrome".
Which Pokemon is that?
"Shut the front door!" something, something "...Jersey Shore!"
Me Dr. Seussta
I have a mormon friend who is extremley faithful to his religon, follows all the laws, including no cussing. He covers it up with Sci-Fi swear words, and that is the frakin truth
Is it just me, or is yelling "fuck" slightly less offensive than "balloons filled with dead babies"?
Love your shoes!
I'm so sorry, I need help
YOU SOUND LIKE A SMART MAN.
I apologize for the tone of my outburst.
I wouldn't laugh, I wouldn't smile,
And I wouldn't be surprised if that took you a while.
Oh, sorry. Commented here. Sorry.
Your mother is a very respectable woman!
I'm so sorry...
So hes Ned Flanders?
Mi scusi, mi scusi!
That blouse really complements your eyes!
Please... please forgive me, I can't help it.
I hereby dub 'polite Tourettes Syndrome' as 'Canadian Tourettes'.
Clearly it's a digimon.
This is the most endearing thing I've ever read.
"WHO FRAK'D OFF IN MY FRAKIN' COFFEE!?!?"!
I wouldn't mind if this became a meme.
haha this gave me a very good laugh god job buddy
Wouldn't the act of cursing be more about the message conveyed rather than the actual words used?
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO!
Oh goodness me, I'm so sorry.
the real question is.... do YOU know the muffin man?
No, /sub/picsofdeadbabies has forbidden Jersey Shore, saying they aren't that disturbed.
Not the gum drop buttons! :(
It's a digimon bro
There was a girl in my chemistry class that would say "Ohhhh shine a light!!" when she got frustrated.
I'm going to start using the phrase, "balloons filled with dead babies and glitter." The looks I'd get would be worth it.
Also, glitter and blood would be very hard to clean up.
AWW BOB SAGET!
random chinese characters
The muffin man?
ctrl+f ctrl+f ...damn.
Was his father ambassador to the Lollipop Kingdom?
I believe he was referencing Tourettes Guy.
This disease really could be a burden...imagine meeting somebody you really dislike and only being able to compliment them.
"Martha Stewart's front lawn..." "...what the hedge is going on?"
I think you're on to something here.
Aren't dead babies and jersey shore glitter 1 and the same?
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED ON THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?!
The muffin man!
I LIKE YOUR USERNAME.
Pardon me, I have a disease that compels me to blurt out things. normally it is well managed.