What do poor critical thinking skills and wearing a Confederate flag bandana have in common?

What do poor critical thinking skills and wearing a Confederate flag bandana have in common?

“Ok Cleatus, I got 5 gallons of gasoline at the convenience store, what should we do?” “Well bobby, I got a big ass pile of wood in my back yard, we should throw it on that”!

That's one less douchebag marching in DC tomorrow!

"Let's have a bonfire in the middle of the woods surrounded by dry grass and tinder."

No wonder half the damn country is on fire right now.

5.0 gallons = 18.9 litres 1 gallon = 3.79 l

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Zero percent sympathy towards these douche canoes.

Well, you're not wrong

Gasoline starts to vaporise, creating a nice little mixture with the oxygen in the air. A nice little explosive mixture.

Everything, they have everything in common.

I had no idea it would explode though... but if you had that much flammable material, why did he pour so much gas? You don't need that much to get it started. It's like a coal grill. You put a bit of fluid to get it started, but not the whole damn bottle. You'll set the entire grill ablaze.

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Douches be douching.

On a cold day you can stick a lit match into a puddle of gasoline and nothing will happen, since it's the fumes that are flammable rather than the liquid itself. If it's hot out and you give the fuel time to boil off a little before you light it up, the whole thing goes up at once and you lose eyebrows

I think this technically doesn't count as an explosion, but when you're standing on a pile of scrap wood you just soaked in gas and it goes off under your feet, that's probably splitting hairs