We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law
Dammit man... Well done! Well done indeed.
Cole's law =coleslaw, which is shredded cabbage.
Cole's Law = (Cabbage/n)+(Mayo*d)
Where "n" is number of chops determining final mesh value
And "d" is how fucking disgusting you are
My physics teacher told us this one on April Fools day.
Today were going to do an experiment about Cole's Law.
You need cabbage, carrots, mayonnaise, and a sharp knife.
So, if we don't chop the cabbage, the world explodes?
What, no celery seed? That monster!