"Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

Nah. That is just Fry's cat.

"I hope their sushi is good. Their sushi better be good."

Someone call an ambulance! This man is having a brain aneurysm!

Gonna be real, the punchlines in the comments are awful

"Whose laptop do I need to sit on to get a drink around here?"

Wow. I absolutely love/hate you right now. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.