"Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
Nah. That is just Fry's cat.
"I hope their sushi is good. Their sushi better be good."
Someone call an ambulance! This man is having a brain aneurysm!
Gonna be real, the punchlines in the comments are awful
"Whose laptop do I need to sit on to get a drink around here?"
Wow. I absolutely love/hate you right now. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.