/u/DigitalizedOrange vs /u/Garlic_lover12 for Causing Mental Anguish

/u/DigitalizedOrange vs /u/Garlic_lover12 for Causing Mental Anguish

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/u/DigitalizedOrange vs /u/Garlic_lover12 for Causing Mental Anguish

Earlier, I met /u/garlic_lover12 and we decided to get married, for we both loved garlic bread. see here

Later, we were planning our wedding when she messaged me saying that she lied to me, and actually loved banana bread! see here

I burst into tears, and immediately went to go sue her. So here I am.

JUDGE- /u/LuckyCosmos

DEFENCE-

PROSECUTOR-

Other-

What a sick fuck.

Iā€™d like to be bartender and quite possible drunk gallery member.

/u/xIDevv can sux on deez nutz

WHAT!? This will not stand. I know you and I have had a rough history, but I wish to fight by your side. Colleague and friend.

EDIT: Prosecutor at your service.

Is a priest going to be necessary here? I can be that.

RemindMe! 10 hours

The defense brings the following evidence: https://imgur.com/td30BVP

I quickly file a motion to dismiss the case

The defense brings the following evidence:

I quickly file a motion to dismiss the case

You deserve justice!

Will do, Baker standing by. I repeat, beaker standing by

I'd like to be the baker, is the position still open?

Depends on how well the trial goes. I am a firm believer in a shotgun wedding, so keep the ingredients ready and the oven hot.