To not share his food.

Oh boy. This thread will surely be polite and sophisticated.

Oh man, so much low-hanging fruit here, I'd be ashamed to take any.

When you're too fat to keep the food away from the cat, maybe you shouldn't be holding the food.

I don’t think he’d mind you taking the fruit. But the cheeseburgers...

And. We’re. Off...

Can I come too? I'l bring buttplugs.

Wanna split a popcorn?

It looks like he often is known for giving food to the pets, its why they think this behavior is acceptable.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their whoa man!

“Pufferkins, you know daddy hates standing up”