Gay men are fucking ass holes.
Gay men suck dick.
Homosexuals are gay!
Hey guys, Don’t you hate it when your sucking a guys dick and he ends up being a faggot?!
I used to have a shirt that said this with a winking cowboy... wore it once and my girlfriend at the time was so mortified we almost broke up. Should have worn it a few more times and maybe I would have gotten out a little sooner.
rubberbandits are awesome
Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn?
The best time to wear that shirt is twenty years ago.
The second best time is now.
I like watching good memes literally deteriorate with every repost.
Before long it will be an /sub/deepfriedmemes
Yep. Ur still everywhere.
Dude, come on now
The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the tiiime, one with a collar, turtleneck, THATS THE KIND!
Having sex 👄👅👌👉💦💦💦 with a girl 👱♀️ is 🏳️🌈GAY.🏳️🌈 1️⃣➗2️⃣ of her chromosomes are from her 👨dad👨 and 1️⃣➗2️⃣ of her chromosomes are from her 👩mom👩. But so are yours 👈👉👆👇☝️😀. Therefore, every time ⏳ you 😉 have 😜 sex 😵 it's 5️⃣0️⃣% gay 👨❤️👨 and 5️⃣0️⃣% straight 💑. So if u ain't bi 👱👱♀️ then quit having sex 💦👅👉👌. Y'all motherfuckers make me sick 🤢🤢🤢.
That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works!
Here’s a hint, IM IN A GAY PORN!
Third time this week
You’re not taking into account a gay circle, in which all participants are fucking ass while getting ass fucked.
So I was butt fucking Gary right? Really giving it to him, then I reach around to give him a handy, you know finish him off? Mother fucker was hard! So I pulled out and was like “faggot!” Why are you hard? Then I came all over him.
I love you /u/incites, have your well earned downvote.
I don't like semen. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I was gonna make a gay joke, but fuck it.
I mean half of them are anyway
I changed my mind you are 100% accurate
This guy has a lot to swallow.
Yeah, this went from a screenshot to a JPEG'd screenshot to a photo of a JPEG'd screenshot...
Does it screw everything
Yeah that's the point
I'm at Amanda's wedding, In a church on Thomas Street1
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift2
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy3, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you
I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes4 in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT5
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar 6 , and he jumps like Tír na nÓg7
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
1 Street in Limerick, Ireland
2 "shift" is a kiss
4 Ecstacy tablets
5 National car test (certification your car's up to road standards)
6 Famous Irish racehorse that was kidnapped
7 Tír na Nóg is the name of a mythical Irish Island (literally "Land of Youth") but is also the name a pair of kids give a horse in the movie "Into the West"
I HATE IT when that happens! Your so close, so you try to reach around and "BE NICE" and the mother fucker is HARD! So you pull out because we ain't about that gay shit. But as your pulling out, you accidentally splooge all over his face as he tries to awkwardly apologize! But you can tell it wasn't so much of an accident as he claims... FUCKING hate that shit!
TOTALLY RUINS the mood!
Man, haven't heard this song in so long. Friends and I were like 13 when it came out and knew all the words.
the puppet is a bit creepy. i love the wholesome stuff in fact this one always makes me tear up
What happens to the first one to break the circle? What if someone finishes first? Does it screw everything up? Do they leave and get replaced? Do they just sit there and wait politely?
That resulted in dent to reputation for Philip and memes for the internet?
I love their commitment to being pure weird
CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WEARING, that one -... special -... sweater...
Forgot to say no homo first then makes eye contact. Wtf
I don't think you know what gay means
Only one way to find out friend. Meet at my place in 10.
Oh man, it doesn't happen often that Reddit will show me something I've never seen before that I just instantly connect with and love. So off the wall and weird as fuck...but also I completely understand exactly what's going on with them?
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
I don’t get it. I’m not gay and I don’t really like seeing gay men make out or fuck... so I don’t look at or watch that stuff. Why do people get so fucking upset? Idiots.
Go eat a dick
Is she mortified by the fact that homosexuals can be gay? Did she know swans can be gay?
Whithout looking I’m gonna guess the following line is in that link “Looks like billie piper after half an ounce of coke”
the rubberbandits are amazing
Flawless logic there.
Look here boii, if you have / vector A , and \ vector B, A+B vector wil be |. Super straight. Cant argue with maths bro.
Username checks out...
... butt fuck it
This was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Does anyone have an English translation?
EDIT: Guys, guys, it was just a joke. Am an ex-pat Scouser. But thanks for the help anyway haha
I need a black man, in my gang. A black man doin black man thangs.
Why you gotta realy destroy his self asteem like that? :(
Meds, they're supposed to be taken as your Dr. prescribed.
Then they’d be straight 🤔
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Why are all these faggots sucking my dick?
Even with QWERTY keyboards and spellcheck you still managed this abortion of the English language. You’re awesome at sucking.
Their album is on you tube it's called serious about men. Check it out, it's fucking hilarious. Also they did sketches for Irish TV called republic of telly, it's a beautiful rabbit hole you're about to go down, my friend.
Depends on the font...
So this guy was fucking my ass earlier, and all of a sudden he tries to reach around and touch my dick, What a faggot amiright guys?