These allegations are FALSE

These allegations are FALSE

just a hint, the group is politicalHUMOR, not politicalfunny.

Humor and funny are not the same thing. For example, humor includes that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous.

and most of the post here fit into those categories

Okay, this one is funny. Almost every post I see in this group is a humorless partisan attack. This though made me laugh.

Take my Russian upvote, is yours!

I am Russian. I do not belong to any American political party. Nor am I religious. So please reopen your book of childish retorts and choose something more appropriate.

And make it funny. Reddit is watching.

Sorry, I had assumed you understood the meanings of ludicrous or absurdly incongruous. Please forgive me, it is easy to over estimate the comprehension ability of a conservative.

I would explain them but ... I have neither the time nor the crayons

Most posts do not fit into those categories. They are not humor. They are generic partisan attacks.