The King. The Queen. The Prince.

The King. The Queen. The Prince.

The Queen happens to be the manliest of them all.

Freddie Mercury was a goddamn stallion.

I'm with you on the other two, but Elvis looks funny somehow.

David Bowie is the Goblin King

I feel like you would need flow charts to accurately describe Freddy's sexual orientation.

Elvis is The King

Michael is The King Of Pop

Jim is The Lizard King

Missing The Thin White Duke!

Clearly, Prince gets his mustache from his mother.

Asexual, homosexual, bisexual

Thank you

Queen wasn't pop.

A wyld stallion

Maybe he's Just like his mother. She's never satisfied.

Commence the karma whoring.

I believe you mean WYLD STALLYN

This is what a Prince looks like when the King and Queen make a baby.

And that flow chart just happens to look like a spider web.

Jesus what a cringy post. Literal just 3 pictures of famous people

It's weird how many people are relating this to cards. There's no Prince in a deck of cards. That's a Jack. I assume you're not subjects of a monarchy.

the joker is steve miller

some people call him the space cowboy

the joker is

some people call him the space cowboy

Elvis was the King of Rock & Roll.

This is a pic of the King, Queen and Prince of Pop.

Dinlinunlunllunllinlinggg

Shiiiitpoooost

"The Dame"

Let's just hope the joker has a while left

Let's just hope has a while left

If we're going for a royal flush then we need to add Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead), the Ace of Spades. But who would be the 10?

Thank you very much

FTFY. Come on man. Get with the program.

Gay doesn't even begin to cover it.
It was starting around 1980 or so with Another One Bites The Dust and Crazy Little Thing Called Love.  This is the Queen that I fear most people remember.  Even the pic used in the OP is of short-haired, mustachioed Freddie and not the 1970s Freddie that rocked tunes like Son & Daughter, Tie Your Mother Down, and Stone Cold Crazy.

1970s Queen was almost as savage as Black Sabbath.

It was starting around 1980 or so with Another One Bites The Dust and Crazy Little Thing Called Love. This is the Queen that I fear most people remember. Even the pic used in the OP is of short-haired, mustachioed Freddie and not the that rocked tunes like Son & Daughter, Tie Your Mother Down, and Stone Cold Crazy.

1970s Queen was almost as savage as Black Sabbath.

The Karma Trinity

Ok Justin Timberlake.

When Prince dies :(

Next up is a Knight, I fear it may be McCartney

The Thin White Duke

In the spirit of reddit one-upsmanship: asexual, pansexual, the most-sexual.

Elvis was always just "the king". There was no qualifier.

Michael Jackson was always "the king of pop" never just "the king".

And Freddy Mercury was never "the queen".

This meme is just forcing together puzzle pieces that don't fit.

Oh shit! Good call.

Meedly meedly meedly meedly meedly meedly meedly meedly meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Removing "the" might be an improvement.

Possibly three dimensional flow charts

And Lemmy is God.

The Shit, The Fucking, The Post

And I am the walrus.

King of pop

David Bowie needs to be added to this pic..

No

Maybe just 'Trysexual' as he'd try anything sexual!

You can't forget that Ozzy Osbourne is the Prince of Darkness.

and some call him the gangster of love

It's ok to be a little gay

They were diverse, and successful at more than one format. While I still think of queen as a rock band, I'd definitely rank Freddie as a better pop performer than a lot of the talent today.

Maybe that's just me being old.

Literally the worst fucking post I have ever seen on this worthless subreddit. Great work!

I get it. It's still stupid

The sultan of swat

Edit: I just realized the line they repeat is the Colossus of Clout. Don't care. Still keeping it

As /u/KnowMatter pointed out

I feel like you would need flow charts to accurately describe Freddy's sexual orientation.

This thread is stupid.

Don't even joke.

Why do we scream at each other?

This thread is making me depressed.

Queen of Pop is Madonna.

I don't think I've ever seen a photo of him before. I guess I always thought he looked like a blue horse on a red background.

Prince also had Sickle Cell

It's because they're all dead now

Damn, he's 73. But still means he could have 30 or so years left over, which is a long fucking time. But then again Prince was only 57, so who knows.

The sultan of swat

A god damn sexual tyrannosaurus

if Bo Derek dies next i'm holding you responsible.

Is that true? Fuck

I live in a black neighborhood in Atlanta, and I can tell you, sickle cell is a fucking tidal wave of tragedy for some people

Freddie was definitely bi.

*guitar string slide whistle sound

Thin White Duke

Albert, B.B. and Freddie King

The Kings of the Blues

It really wasn't

So. This is what it sounds like.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!

Madonna is the Queen of pop. Kylie is princess of pop.

I'M A SHOOTING STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A TIGER DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY

some people call him MauRice

Because you're circlejerking on Reddit.

Shut the fuck up Donny

Ozzy is the Prince

Freddie is the Queen

Elvis is and will forever be the King

TIL

Popular music =/= pop music

Freddy's sexual orientation makes Hellsing Ultimate Abridged's Alucard blush.

Crazy Little Thing Called Love is not pop. It's literally an Elvis rip off. If he's Rock & Roll then so is this song.

Queen was a rock band.

it was

Yeah, but Elton John is still rocking it, man.

bisexual = you like men and you like women

pansexual = You like men, you like women, you like men who identify as women, you like women who identify as men, you like transgendered people etc.

i've given my family plenty of picture of me so when i die they'll be able to live comfortably off the karma.

Hmm..I thought it had to do more with the fact that they were musical royalty.

It makes sense now 0 moustache +1 moustache/2 = 0.5 moustache

He was also editor of the school magazine.

Wooooap woooa!

most definitely was

AND THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Well yeah, he fucked men. Can't get more manly than that.

I'm not gay at all. But why do I just find that guy irresistible?

Squeedlys win!

Do do doo do do doooo