The funny part is that KANYE and Kim look like medieval peasants; The sad part is that his sweater Probably costs more than my car.

The funny part is that KANYE and Kim look like medieval peasants; The sad part is that his sweater Probably costs more than my car.

Is she pregnant in her ass??

It looks like you could hop on top of that thing and ride her like she's Yoshi.

I just can't believe that she's sticking to it being natural. That is very clearly not something Mother Nature came up with.

Edit: holy shit guys, I get it! People can in fact have naturally large butts. Kim's however is the one in question. When she first became 'someone' she had a butt that was somewhat large for her frame. As her fame grew, so did her ass (and only her ass). What she has now looks like it has her own gravitational pull. Also, I am well aware of what having kids can do to your body, I've done it three times.

Costs more. But isn't worth more. It's still just a sweater. Your car is a car. Don't be jealous that people spend too damn much on too damn little.

She doesn't have an implant, but she's had fat grafted, so that's why it wouldn't show up on an ultrasound.

This is correct, I've compiled graphs and images that back-up this comment which you can find here.

When your ass is larger than a professional athlete, it aint real.

You can trust me I'm a doctor.

This is correct, I've compiled graphs and images that back-up this comment which you can find here.

You can trust me I'm a doctor.

It's the new fall line: Derelicte

VWEEVOOMP

You got enough money and anything can be a thing

I'm not sure what the deal is with her ass-it's out of control. It's like a literal trunk full of junk. There has to be some crazy surgery involved. Does she even sit, does her ass insurance cover that?

She had a live ultrasound of her ass to prove its real.

Don't be jealous that people spend too damn much on too damn little.

Bam. Quotable right there.

She looks like she's morphing into a centaur.

Honest question. Is that ass attractive? I loved j Lo's ass when it was a thing but this ass... it's freaky imo

A syringe and a jug of cooking oil.

Sick onomatopoeia bro

Best Kanye and Kim picture
http://i.imgur.com/5nrpIB8.png

(contains cartoon butt)

(contains cartoon butt)

No.

I also wonder if she has the same problem sitting as nicki minaj where she actually sits on her ass, her legs don't touch the chair. shivers

I also wonder if she has where she actually sits on her ass, her legs don't touch the chair. shivers

The pregnancy thing helps, but the big thing in Hollywood these days is fat transfer. I'm almost positive she wears booty pads, too.

http://i.imgur.com/ryaOcsk.jpg

No. In this case, science has gone too far. Looks like fucking Quasimodo is hiding under her dress.

Well you can derelict my balls, moi capitan

That is grotesque

I don't know why people defend that its natural either. Did she have an ass like that 5 years ago? No. Is there some workout you can do that builds non muscular mass in only your ass? No. It's obviously surgery. It's not like your ass can suddenly start growing more than the rest of you in your mid twenties.

edit: hey, look at that. People defending that its natural!

edit 2: i'm not even sure why i commented on this in the first place. i think the kardashians are vile, subhuman shits who whore their children to the mass media for cash and ego feeding. i have no clue why people are so concerned with her ass, or why i felt compelled to comment on it. she is a monstrous pig who deserves nothing but misery.

I cannot take credit for it, though. I read it in a YouTube comment once.

The sad part is that anybody gives a shit.

I swear if it wasn't for reddit constantly bitching about celebrities I wouldn't know a thing about them.

can i just ask a question here? what is wrong with Kim? like, physically, what's the problem going on there. looks weird to be human.

Yeah but Kanye can afford to spend too much on too little. It's not like he bought the sweater and now can't afford a car. Kanye has a net worth of $130 million. Dudes got coin. I'm jealous of him because he has the financial security that few people will ever have and that I dream of having.

Plus that's a sweater from the line of clothes he made so it didn't cost him anything

What can I get for 2.75?

What the FUCK

Is that a thing?

Am I alone in finding it waay too much and quite disgusting?

TIL you can get pregnant from anal

too humble for his own good

It's called underwear, Cody. We've been telling you for months.

Holy shit, dude. Is this you?

Holy shit, dude.

TIL an ass really CAN be too big

Honest answer... It's an eye of the beholder thing. I find her vile, but I did before and this just solidifies the cartoon image of her in my head.

It's an image I want out as its making me a bit sick.

Jesus... how do people find this attractive?

It is actually earning him money to wear it. The shoes as well.

He must be a professional quote-maker.

NSFW....

She's had a ton of surgery. Not just to her body, but to her face as well. You should show your friend some before and after photos.

here

here

here

Here is one of her sister

Now, for a photo of the procedure (Brazilian Butt Lift)

here

Information here

NSFW....

She's had a ton of surgery. Not just to her body, but to her face as well. You should show your friend some before and after photos.

here

here

Here is one of her sister

Now, for a photo of the procedure (Brazilian Butt Lift)

here

Information here

i would berry my dick...

Apparently it's butt injections, taking fat from other parts of your body and injecting it in to the butt. She might be wearing butt pads, too. 

Edit: The procedure is called the Brazilian Butt Lift

Apparently it's , taking fat from other parts of your body and injecting it in to the butt. She might be wearing butt pads, too.

Edit: The procedure is called the Brazilian Butt Lift

Horrendous. Do people find that attractive or is this just body dysmorphia?

They look like a couple of stoners that wandered into 7-11 for some munchies.

She's slowly transitioning into dickbutt

What a ridiculous assertion.

The President isn't inaugurated until January 21st. So Kanye will be President in 2021.

Her ass though. Probably has small objects orbiting it.

She's about 6mo pregnant and most of the size is in her ass. It's crazy.

Cause it's presidential and shit

She looks like a fucking tauntaun.

Yea but... He also has a car

Kanye was already proof of that.

I would put this ass on a pedestal and build a temple around so those like myself can worship and offer human sacrifice to this holiest of the creations. If I was her man I would be so far up that ass they would have to send a search and rescue team after me. So yea, I guess you can say I'm kinda into it....

Kanye actually works VERY hard for what he has, he may be cocky and all, but I can't deny his work ethic and the quality of what he puts out.

Her ass is fake, she's had procedures done on it, and she's got a big belly right now because she's preggo. So it may be accurate.

She looked much better before. The thing is, how is that even comfortable to have an ass like that? Doesn't it get in the way? Good thing she never has to sit in coach on an airplane.

There's gotta be 50-75 lbs of ass now. And they told me you can't get pregnant from anal...

they both do

Damn, Kim looks HOT in this one.

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https://i.imgur.com/iY2IKH1.gif

I'm not even trying to be funny. Is that really what she looks like?

Perhaps she's descended from the hottentots

Edit: sincere apologies for any offense caused by using what I now know to be a racial slur. I learned about the "hottentot Venus" a while back and that was the search term I used and didn't think to look any deeper.

Yes you can get liposuction and have the fat transfered to your ass. I work in surgery and have helped with this kind of procedure it is disgusting.

Everyone here can hate on Kanye, but he's going to be President in 2020.

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE!!!

That art style is revolting.

She is pregnant. The baby has moved down from uterus to her ass.

and the ultrasound machine is intalled inside her ass to be able to prove it 24/7

I thought she was doing some ironic or meta reference to all the butt jokes. This was a serious outfit without any comical enhancements?!

Nicki before.

Nicki .

It's the kind of ass you see riding a motorized cart in Wal-Mart, only it's attached to a famous person.

But don't be jealous of him, there's a lot of rich people and some of them didn't even do anything for it. At least Kanye works hard from what I've heard.

Imagine locking yourself in a room doing five beats a day for three summers.

This is all you need to solve that argument my friend.

Its been explained in another thread that is not her actual ass, but some kind of butt pad. Like some kind of diaper type ass pad thing.

Why is Kanye in all caps?

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

I would almost bet money that she is wearing a fat suit. Then once she has the baby, removes the fat suit, endorses the highest bidder Fat Burner supplement, and magically loses the weight overnight. Everything she does is fake, hell, they'll probably just adopt the baby so her body looks even better in the after pics.

Yes. I had it done, actually. Tummy tuck (after babies this was necessary) and lipo to contour and I joked that the doctor should put my love handles in my butt and he did... I didn't have much fat so it wasn't a dramatic difference at all, but I'm very glad I did it. The whole thing was 6k USD.

Maybe it's Steatopygia.

EDIT: Link is somewhat NSFW.

Ya takes your chances...

Nope. Barely looks human. Her sisters are hot, though.

It's not the gut or ass that make one pear shaped. It's the hips. It sounds like she is a classic example of one.

She is slowly transforming into Dickbutt.

Her sister just looks ridiculous.

So the bustle is making a comeback?

No. Not at all.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE

Is that a bra for her ass?

VWEEVOOMP

Interestingly, the only result Google has for that is this thread.

Dude, Hottentot is not the preferred nomenclature. Khoikhoi, please.

Theres a woman at my work who is pear shape but rather than the gut making the pear, its her ass.

If she didnt have a giantitic ass, she'd look absolutely normal. The rest of her body screams skinny and well fit. Flat tummy, normal chest, thin arms and legs and thighs but her ass is so damn wide. Its huge!

Pretty sure Kanye and Kim were celebrities before Reddit. And lets be honest, if you listen to radio or go to any generic site like yahoo (shit even cnn sometimes), you will most likely see/hear about them.