You’d think after he beat off 10 cops they’d let him finish
What a fucking legend, I'd shake his hand.
On second thought...
Give that man a medal of some type And some kind of rehab
Wait he beat off the cops and himself?
Spunk and disorderly.
And they say men can't multitask
Maybe he was lubed and too slippery to catch...
Ah, the classic 'Quiz Show host' school of thought - "I've started so I'll finish".
One hand fighter
He beat them off single-handed.
He was caught white-handed
Trying to think of a pun for this guy. All I could cum up with was the “one handed bandit”