That’s called multitasking

That’s called multitasking

I like to clean the sides of the inside of the toilet as I'm peeing. Multi-tasking?

Instructions unclear, peed on vacuum

Oh look a funny meme It’s not perfectly logical Let me point that out and ruin the fun.

Holy Jesus. This is genius

Used to be a professional carpet cleaner, dudes used to spit dip on fresh carpet and then steam clean over it immediately. It legitimately worked if you did it fast enough, no stains or anything..

Holy Genius, this is Jesus.

Use plugged in toaster to clean up the mess!!

Hi Jesus, I’m dad.

Hmm where should I throw this sunflower seed

Oh I am literally vacuuming right now. lol ez

I'm apparently a genius?