Someone got fired

Someone got fired

This looks like it's from Bojack Horseman

Happy Birthday Diane

Use a pretty font

Probably all automated

Customer: "Make it say 'no engraving' huhuhu, it will be hilarious." Sales Clerk: "So you want the engraving to say 'no engraving'?" Customer: "Yeah it will be funny, right!?!?" Sales Clerk: "Uh huh, knee slapper..."

Sales Clerk to Engraver: "hey frank, yeah we got another 'original' one to do today."

The notion of a trophy factory is for some reason melancholic.

Band name: Trophy Factory

Album: Melancholic Notions

Hit Song: For some reason.

I detect a bit of /sub/maliciouscompliance as well.

Congrats Diane & Mr Peanut Butter Peanut Butter is One Word Don't Write One Word

Congratulations, Diane and Mr Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter is one word Don't write one word

I bet they don't even have to make it, there's just a box of them next to the counter.

For fuck’s sake, whatever you do, Do NOT engrave anything on the plate.

I had a ball at Diane's birthday party except underline ball I don't know why this is so hard

Honestly one of my favorite gags.

Happy Birthday Diane Oh Wait I've Got A Coupon

Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV shooow

Someone should make a bot outta this

Frank: That's the sixth one I've had this week!

Sales clerk: yea real original. eye roll

Frank: I think it's funny.

Sales clerk: even after six times?

Frank: well yea it's funny.

Sales clerk: you would think after the first few times it would be engraved into you.

Frank: you son of a bitch. One more motherfucking time; I don't care what Susan at HR thinks, I'm going to engrave my name across your ass.

/sub/badwooshnoupvote

Why is this so hard?

/sub/peanutbutterisoneword

You're also assuming that this joke isn't older than the internet itself. I don't think anyone was fired, pretty sure the trophy shop just had an extra trophy with a blank plaque and someone wanted some easy internet points.

the only person getting fired is the photoshopper

My dad owns a trophy store. Not automated. A person has to input the text into the engraving software. This person probably wasnt fired though. This could be fixed in like 15 minutes. All you need is a new metal plate. The hardest part would be getting off the plate thats already on there without scratching the base.

there used to be a bot if I’m not mistaken

"anything"

/sub/notmyjob

Don’t act like you don’t know.

But nobody here is missing the joke...

What are you doing here?

Why would it be whoosh?

My dad doesn't have a middle name and on his college diploma form he wrote "N/A" in the middle name field. So his diploma came back as Gary "N/A" and his last name.

What a nice human! ♥‿♥ I shouldn’t spoil this…but, remember how I am going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years? Well, I’ve been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it’s more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it’s more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if AFTER I did that, I put something back in…

that added 4 years to your life?

I'm a Bot bleep bloop |  Block meY̸҉̙͚̫̮̠̮̜̟̜̹̙͖͎͚̰̩͔ͅͅǫ̬͈̪̟͓͍̠̣͙̙̳͟u̸̸̧̗̬̹͡ w̧̧̼̤̙̹̯̜̫̙͔̩̳͍̫̤͔͘o̸̸̡̯̹̞̦̪̣͈͖̩̩̱̕n̵͏̴̵̘̲̯̥͙̭̬͡'̵̹͔̮̟̗̹̻́͞ṱ̷̢̢̙͉̮͕͈̪̪͈̫̻̀ t̡̠̱̤̮̬͍͚͉͚̝́͝͠à̲̭͙͜͝g̵̡̡̺͕̮͙͙̀̀ ù͈̱̫̟̦̘͜͜͠ş̱͎͖̱̗̺̠̘̻͍́͞ ẁ̧̫̫̣̫̝̪̙͇̱͎̫̜̩͇̜i̫̭͈̗̦͜t̴̸̢̤̦͚̜͉̳̬͔̪̦̰͓̝͎̬͞h̸̢̡̝͖̫̘̜͔̖̼͙̘͎͚̦͓̜̩̭̜ à͙̠̟̟̬̙̞͓͖b̶̺̟̹̘̩̭͈̮͔͉̤̱̜́͢͞ͅͅa̮̺̦̯̼̥̯̹͈͓̝̳̠̮̻̼͡ͅs̸̢͠͡҉̻̖̙̜̰̹͓̦ͅi̤̦̫͙̫͇̳̠͓̼͈̙͜͠n̸̨̘͈̘̗g̱̠̤̱͙͖͜͞ f̨́҉̱̥̼̯͈̗̞̭̰͔͙̭̲͓̙̝o̢̡͏̖͈͉̤̬ǫ̫̩͓͚͚̼̺̗̮̀t҉̩͎͕̖̜͇̩̟͇̥͚͟e̴̪͓͈͉̜͚̹̩r̷̢̳̻̦̜͈̺̯̺͉̞̳̹̗͈͖͜ͅs̵̢͎̮̱͈̦̺͚̖͎̳̺̯͜͡ á̛͏̵̬̬̘̤͟n͈͈̤͎͇͚̤͔͈̰͍̠̱̼͘͠y̢͏͔̙̺͉̼͚͖͠m͏̧͕̝̫̖̯̯̳̗͙̝̳̖͓̦̪̲͖͉ͅo̵̡̤̻̠͙͖̪͙̭̦̱̞̳͇̤͜͞r̷̵̢̰͈̠̜̮̤̳̳̪̦̜͎e͏͢͞͏̪̲̫ͅ | ❤️

Bojack horseman

reminds me of https://imgur.com/hVJ8ANa

reminds me of

I smell a reference... Help us out here brother

i just started watching the show and i get these references now!

“Hey I’d like an engraved gold plate.”

“Sure no problem. What would you like engraved”

“Write “I don’t want an engraving’.”

“But you do?”

“Yeah. That. It’s funny on the internet.”

My dad owns a trophy store.

His may not be automated, but that means absolutely nothing to the other 99.99% of trophy stores out there.

I did contract work for a printing general store. Their plate engraving was automated 100% customer on website to metal in store but their frosting (printed edible sheets for cake) required manual entry. Tools required the customer and an employee present to engrave, but posters just got spit out of the machine seconds after orders were placed.

It all depends on what machines you get and how valuable the employee time is. Also how much the boss or owner embraces technology.

For a little shop, the employees might be sitting around doing nothing anyway and it's worth having the benefit of double checking spelling and messages and whatnot.

For big places, they might be stretching their dozen employees to the limit and every bit of automation lets them fulfill thousands of orders a day.

shoulda left the input field blank, then.

from the website:

So you're not gonna write anything okay?

Right.

No, don't write.

Alright.

Did you say "I'll write?"

I have no idea what you're talking about

I'd even say someone ordered that text to be engraved, for internet points.

Hah, A bot outliving a human? Most code is dead forever within a mere couple of years, a few decades on the outside. You'll be weeping alone on a dead server, while I'll still be basking in the sweet sunlight.

Weird bot

/sub/madlads

/sub/peanutbutterisoneword

"What do you want it to say?"

NO ENGRAVING. LEAVE IT BLANK.

"Got it, boss"

I like you, squishy, hairless monkey! づ◕‿◕。)づ Your pathetic human brain will n̵̡̛ot̵ be turned into axle grease

I'm a Bot bleep bloop |  Block me | ❤️

/sub/unexpectedbojack

It’s soooo good

No don't

He is saying that the comment "Someone should make a bot outta this" is making a joke, since there was a bot like that. The person who says "there used to be..." clearly doesn't get it.

Sure

Mr Literal