So my coworker tried to use a poor quality popcorn gif in a work chat this morning, so I naturally I had to show him who the Gif-Master is

"have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?"

"She happens to be my daughter"

"Well, then, I guess you have"

Man, there is a movie I'd never expect to see gifs of. Great though.

EDIT: Thank you, kind stranger, for the gold!

In the immortal words of Socrates, “I drank what?”

Real Genius. It's got Val Kilmer being goofy and I love it.

"Listen, if there is anything I can ever do for you, or more to the point to you, you let me know, okay?"

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"Girl's gotta have her standards."

EDIT: fixed my crappy formatting

"The strangest thing happened to me last night..."

"Is it a dream where you are standing on a pyramid in sun god robes sorrounded by a thousand naked women who are screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"


"Why am I the only person who has that dream?"

What movie is this?

Dude, wanna see Val Kilmer get real goofy? Check out Top Secret, one of if not his first movie. Made by the zucker brothers, creates of airplane. One of my favorite movies in that short lived genre.

REAL GENIUS! I love this movie.

"Who puts their name on their license plate?"

"My mother used to do that with my underwear."

"Your mother put license plates in your underwear?"

Watched this movie on a sick day. Wound up buying bunny slippers that I wore for at least 5 years.

I see Real Genius, I upvote. Well done, now stop touching yourself Kent.

Upvote because Real Genius. And popcorn. I hate popcorn. “You’re laborers, you’re supposed to be laboring. That’s what you get for not having an education.”

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger. I’m off to hammer a 6” spike through a board with my penis. My girl has standards.

"So, I guess you'll hammer later."

Plus... it has Skeet Surfing!

How the hell do people not realize this is a classic movie!!!!!?

Kiss kiss bang bang has him and Robert downy jr being snarky as fuck. Then the out takes are goofy as hell and absolutely glorious.

This is one of my all time favorite movie quotes and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one.

"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary know why you'll find?"

"...a picture of me?"

"No, the definition of the word idiot. Which you fucking are!"

I was hot, and I was hungry, ok??

I can’t believe I saw this in the theatre. I’m so old!

“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”

I did too. Plus they ran it every other day on HBO... back when HBO was only one channel. It’s also funny that right now the USAF is actually testing working laser weapons systems mounted on aircraft. Someone should find Lazlo and make popcorn for real.

I managed a movie theatre for a while. This is the stuff of my nightmares.

I still love this movie.

I just made a stupid reference to this movie in a Reddit comment the other day, and absolute nobody got it. Oh well it was pretty stupid.

Edit: Appreciate the gold fellow redditor!

everybody grab a surfboard and a shotgun too

Great now I've got That in my head


Watch it today. It's amazing.

/u/OfficialValKilmer ^ this dude hasn't seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Help me make him watch it.

"You will RUE THE DAY!"


To anyone wondering the making of this scene:

To achieve the house filled with popcorn for the film's climax, the production team popped popcorn continuously for three months. The popcorn was treated with fire retardant so it would not combust and covered so that it would not be eaten by birds and possibly poison them. The popcorn was then shipped to a subdivision under construction in Canyon Country, northwest of Los Angeles, and placed in the house.

From the wikipedia article.

Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets.

I've got it. Nudity.

Second one. There is a personalized version as well

It IS God....

How have I never heard of this movie!? I love both of them. This needs to be in my life.

Ok, now do Top Secret. is God!

Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Here you can find the the slippers as well as all the t-shirts seen in the movie:

My friends and I watched this movie so much growing up. I need to watch it again for old times sake.

Wish they all could be double barreled. Wish they all could be double barreled.

I just want to implant a receiver in a filling and talk to a guy’s brain.

Goddamit, I love Real Genius

orchestra pit pool

I got a pair for the same reason. My dogs got to them, it wasn't pretty. Now I just want an .

""Rue the day" - who says that?"

I don’t recommend sending your coworkers memes/gifs as a general rule of thumb. One of my coworkers communicates exclusively in memes

Growing up in the late 80s and early 90s, I had 3 older brothers who introduced to the great movies and music of those times. I was very lucky. Movies like this, Weird Science, Spies Like Us and then there was music from Metallica of course, Skid Row, Poison, VH, Ozzy and tv like Headbangers Ball. Good times I miss.

"What about the time I found you naked, with a bowl of Jello?"

About 14 years ago i was at summer camp and we were setting up for a our "plays" and one of the conselers came across the mic.

oooo Kennnnt, wake up Kent

I lost it , we both got our minds blown that anyone else had seen it , he was 18-20 i was a tween

Do you really call your coworkers "coworker" or did you make another version to post here?

a little biased. ha!

What's the movie?

“Tell me, what’s Einstein really like?”


It was hot and I was hungry.

"Whatever, you all are just a bunch of degenerates."

My wife and I watch it at least once a month. It's a lazer beam bozo!

I agree, it's amazing!

Are they so pathetic that they can’t see a meme without proving they’re the "meme master" by one-upping it?

Me too. It is great

How do you sit?

Never heard of it?

Real genius was my favourite movie as a kid, I still watch it live once a year "This? This is Ice, this is what happens when water gets too cold; This, this is Kent, this is what happens when one gets too sexually frustrated."

They recently built a wave pool in Austin, Texas. This is exactly how I imagine it.

Do you still run?

It holds up, I have it on DVD and watch it about once a year.

It wasn't until the late 00s that I realized how lucky I was that my parents were closeted nerds. My dad played all this shit when I was growing up and took us to see the Startrek & Starwars movies.

Getting to see the Robocop movies as a kid. No one bated an eye at kids going into the theater for Robocop 2.

In ladies tennis, I always bet against the heterosexual

"..oh I'm knee deep in pussy, I just like the name."

Shane Black can write a movie any ole 'day.


I'm sorry about your very large breasts

Only when chased


You need it. It's one of my favorites, and a Christmas movie to boot!


Jordan is my ideal woman.

Just had an idea: REAL GENIUS 2! With fat Val Kilmer!

Awesome, I'll check it out.

No im always thirsty, so salt off for me thanks.

Ah, yes! America’s favorite pastime.