Relax and take a load off

Relax and take a load off

As I'm taking a dump in the employee bathroom right now, I wish this was the case

Update: flushed and nothing went down. We didn't overflow, but we got damn close

Drop* a load off

Jerk* a load off

And when you try to get off the toilet, you slip and fall between the toilet and the wall because you burned your foot on a George Foreman grill earlier that morning. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.

^ This guy shits

¿Porque no los dos?

With that phrasing it sounds like you're having a fap at work.

All you need is a spray bottle, filled with rubbing alcohol, that is small enough to fit in your pocket. A few sprays on the seat, wipe the seat with toilet paper, and you're all set.