Probably the best present anyone has ever bought me

Probably the best present anyone has ever bought me

Okay, but my wife's gonna be pissed

Edit: Son of a bitch, gold?!? Thank you!

How does one go about obtaining one of these immaculate pieces?

Edit: thanks to everyone for the links to purchase an autographed script, but I'm going the girlfriend route

Get a girlfriend that has a keen eye for brilliant presents I guess.

It was the name of the pilot before it was later changed to The Gang Gets Racist

Oh, get a girlfriend? Just get a girlfriend? Why don't I strap on my girlfriend helmet and squeeze down into a girlfriend cannon and fire off into girlfriend land, where girlfriends grow on girlfriendies?!

Wait, what is this episode? An unreleased pilot?

Wow, I am so jealous. That is a script for kings, not peasants such as I.

The perfectly sculpted response...

Well that’s what I did and the payoff was huge.

Gotta be fake, Charlie doesn’t know how to read or write.

Does it say "Location Signed: LAX", as in the airport?

I mean, Frank had a certificate saying he didn’t have donkey brains.

I didn’t say this isn’t real, I just said that anyone can buy this stuff on ebay. You’re implying anything with a certificate must be 100% authentic, like those can’t also be forgeries.

The point is that the gift is extremely thoughtful and that’s all that actually matters.

Nice! My best friend got one of these for his sister, too. It was a trip to read through.

Is that a certificate clearing you of having donkey brains?

Wow! Signed by Chrundle the Great!

Trust me, I'm not feeling like some sort of elitist. I don't really collect autographs or keepsakes but It was just a beautifully thought out present from my girlfriend.

Typically episode numbers are (season) followed by (episode number of that season). So 101 is season 1, episode 01.

I'm assuming so. I live in Sweden so I can't exactly verify

Perfectly balanced

I can read and write, I just don't like to read and write.

Not too hard...not too soft

I mean it was a birthday present. My girlfriend bought it online as we live in Sweden and Charlie Day almost certainly does not.

I personally think it's real and, to me, that's all that really matters.

Must be the stupid science bitches.

As all things should be.

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Lol I was just somewhat quoting the show, didn't think you were being elitist

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Hey, I'm that best friend! ♡

I heard he was going by that for a while

Typically. I just searched 101 and got that so I don’t know.

Then I searched other always sunny scripts and found that they were also numbered in the typical fashion of triple digits. So yeah. This is a pilot ur right

It's real. That's why there is a letter of authenticity.

You can buy a signed script of anything on ebay. Who can honestly say if they are real or not.

Nearly all of these signed scripts are reproductions.

Hey it’s me ur sister

Yep

REPRODUCTION AUTOGRAPHS OF CAST: DANNY DEVITO, CHARLIE DAY, GLENN HOWERTON, ROB McELHENNEY, KAITLIN OLSON, MARY ELIZABETH ELLIS, MALCOLM BARRETT

nah . you have to build at least something of an attachment to his character first .

LAX is the Los Angeles airport. A lot of people get autographs from celebrities at LAX.

OP DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE QUOTE

OP IS A PHOOOONY

A certificate of authenticity is only as good as the person or persons offering it up, Anyone can take an ink jet printer and print something off and sign it saying its real. Also the reputable companies get it wrong all the time so theres no point in buying autographs on ebay because ebay actually doesnt care about the fakes. i have reported them hundreds of times and none have been taken down. I believe 100% you got scammed but you can choose to believe its real for yourself and sentimental value because i guess thats all that matters is that you are happy..

The actual pilot was Charlie has cancer, but that was moved to season 1 episode 4.

No one can prove they dont have donkey brains but him!

No, there are crazy people who stalk celebrities and get autographs to sell. And it's probably easiest to catch the celebrities at the airport.

So, someone was walking around LAX with this script, and just so happened to run into Charlie Day?

All is now right in the world

I mean, what even is illiteracy?!

My love for Charlie started with him winning at dominoes.

He just finished beating Wade Boggs’s record, may he rest In peace.

You can buy it on etsy

User name checks out

https://www.ebay.com/itm/263246063593/

I always thought it was "Trundle?"

It's more of a social commentary on those things as oppose to actual racism. If anything it's progressive towards the issue. But either way people enjoy it regardless of race or gender. It should not be put into a category of "white people enjoy this so people of ethnic minorities shouldn't watch".

Not watching a show because only white people recommend it and using it as a reason, is pretty racist

It is very good, I don't really know why you need to bring race into it. It's just a really funny show.

Whoa. Are the scripts similar?

No, he was trying to write Charlie.

Getting downvotes for admitting you were wrong? Huh?

That’s not a starter script!

Is Dennis in the script?

Edit: nevermind, thought this was an episode in the new season

To be fair, the signature doesn't appear to have any letters in it so it could still be signed by Charlie...

A gold-worthy reply if ever I’ve seen one.

I can got from unbanned to banned on a moments notice

Pretty sure he was tryin to go by Chrundle..

Nah, he came up with that after he miswrote it

They are only about $150-200 bucks. One on ebay right now, tempted. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Its-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia-Cast-Signed-Script-by-3-Danny-DeVito-Ro...

Edit: even better yet, found one for $16 on etsy. This is what I will be buying for my coffee table https://www.etsy.com/listing/557115805/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-pilot

Edit 2: Sorry bought the last one before any of you bastards could steal it from me.

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There are two types of people in the world.

Dupers and dupees.

Yes. Yes he is.

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Hey, I live about 20 mins from Lund, it’s a great night out up there!

Nice one man :)

Just fuckin watch it for gods sake.

Holy shit! It's signed by Swoopy McBlueline!

Like I said, extremely thoughtful gift. I loved my short time hanging out in Lund. You have a pretty country that actually reminded me of where I’m from.

Wait, I'm sorry, how is /u/Stubrochill17 your best friend over me?

Ah, but do you have any such certificate?

Originally it was a cup of sugar

It's an unofficial reprint of the script, with fake signatures. No member of the Sunny cast has ever touched it.

Interesting. I remember Rob saying that the first scene he ever wrote was the one where Dennis grabs a basketball from Charlie's place and Charlie tells him he has cancer. I guess these ideas were just floating around at the time.

So where do I jizz?