He treats milk the way middle aged women treat wine.
I heard about this milk thing from a friend who is into movies. And he probably only got it from Snatch rather than from a scientific journal.
As a coping mechanism? As a way to get through the day without killing his husband now that the kids are gone and he's realized they were the only thing keeping the marriage together and he wishes he were like Melanie across the street who got divorced and got into shape and is fucking that hot yoga instructor and loving her life? Like that?
That's a pretty massive buttplug