Next time Marco Rubio should drink his water from a glass as opposed to a bottle—would have much less negative impact. - 10:59 AM - 13 Feb 2013

Next time Marco Rubio should drink his water from a glass as opposed to a bottle—would have much ...

How is there a tweet for everything...


Rubio's response was great IMO

Similar,but needs work on his form.Has to be done in one single motion & eyes should never leave the camera. But not bad for his 1st time

his GOP response to President Obama's 2013 State of the Union address

Trump criticized Rubio for drinking water (from a bottle) during .

He also mocked Rubio for drinking water during the 2016 Presidential Campaign.

Today, Trump paused several times during a speech to drink from a bottle of water.

When you do nothing but endlessly talk shit on Twitter, the possibilities are endless

Today's the day it finally happened. Marco Rubio said something that made me smile.

Here's the video, for context.

Not only did he stop his speech to take long sips of water, the fool had the audacity to complain about there being "no water" when in fact it was right in front of him.

They updated his humor.exe file.

It's like monkeys and typewriters but with an orangutan with a keyboard

Well, you'd call it Waterga-

What if there's a scandal about water? What do you call that?

Its not the bottle, its the using two hands like a fucking child.

What the fuck he even sucks at drinking water

Why does he look like he's struggling so much to take a simple sip.

No sound doesn't do it justice. Watch the video. He complained about there being "no water" before realizing he just was too dumb to see it.

To give credit where credit is due, Trump does look silly drinking from that water bottle, and had he chosen a glass, it probably would have had a less negative impact.

It'll be 2057 before we run out of relevant Trump tweets

It looks like he trying to avoid showing he has a tremor

...I'm so angry that Rubio made me laugh. It feels unclean.

I think if he gets any on his skin, the orange will run onto his white shirt so he’s got to be extra careful.

Hey! Stop insulting orangutans!


Doesn't make it any less funny.

While this subreddit is mostly serious, this is one of those things that's just downright laughable.

Seeing the top comment Gif made me think "Almost as awkward as Marco's"


He was waiting on the laughs!!! Thought he was at a rally! This is gold!

A tweet for fucking everything!

And the way he held it to the side as if it was gonna make a fizz sound when he opened it.

Which is to literally suck at sucking.

It looks to me like a cervical spinal fusion.

In old folks with degenerative bone problems, they'll fuse some vertebra together to make them stronger. The fusion prevents that section of spine from bending. So to lower his head, he needs to bend from mid-torso, below the fusion.

I'm not a physician, but the movement is pretty hard to miss once you've seen it.

I've only seen small children use two hands to drink out of a water bottle. He almost moves his entire head to take a sip.

gif from today:

I like this theory a lot more than the dementia one.

His hands are too small to hold it with just one

I assume the majority of his beverage consumption is some sort of soda so it makes sense that he would expect that.

Nope, because he’ll still be tweeting, keeping us going for years after he dies.

Well to his defense it would be easy for someone with man sized hands.


gif from trump rally where he mocked rubio for doing that:

Let's dispel with this notion that Donald Trump knows what he is doing

Does he always drink like that? Like, wtf?

How can someone still look so smug opening a bottle of freaking water?!

He had Barron set up the cyber to keep going for him after he dies.

KochOS Androids are getting better and better huh?


A) This is an asinine thing to rip on him for.

B) This was an asinine thing for him to rip on someone else for.

This subreddit is about Trump bashing Trump. If you don’t like it, you can git out.

Damn, I remember when Colbert roasted Rubio for that. (sigh) Back when Rubio was our biggest problem...

File bro, not files

I did not realize until just now, looking at Trumps Twitter account, that he must tweet 20 times a day. Most of it self-congratulating or insulting others.

He can't even suck right.

lol he'd be like almost literally melting, which would be an interesting spectacle.

He has weird issues with his left arm. When you look at images of him he almost never uses it and it never raises as high as his right.


I don't know, I don't feel like it would have taken that long. They probably just googled "Trump rubio water bottle" and it popped up. 7, 8 seconds maybe? I don't obsess over Trump, but I remember when he made fun of Rubio for drinking a water bottle because it seemed like a petty and immature thing to get worked up over. So like, all told, between remembering that and googling the tweet... maybe like 11 or 12 seconds?

Adderall mouth. Too much Adderall makes your mouth dry. Way too too much Adderall makes it so dry it's hard to speak correctly. That was the funny little tongue motion in the video, after he thought there was no water. If you stretch your tongue to the sides it sometimes makes a bit of saliva. This is a man who knows his amphetamines. I have taken Adderall for a long time, and know this feeling. But something tells me he doesn't have ADHD.

Seriously, Orangutans are intelligent. Our President on the other hand...

It also makes you ramble

Beer? Is that what the poor drink when they've finished all their cognac?

Good observation, but that doesn’t explain why he needed both hands to raise 8oz of water.

Taking a sip while making his smart boy face. He thinks he is fooling anyone? He can't even find a bottle of fucking water under his podium?

Amphetamine withdrawal adequately explains his rambling nonsensical Iran speech:

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Get that man (I use the term loosely) some fucking adderal stat!

He couldn't get his Vienna sausage fingers around it.


Well you can tell he's never had a beer in his life.

Just ask Putin


I don't think most people would have known or cared were it not for Trump publicly ragging on Rubio. Sure, Rubio's moment was awkward, but if you're gonna dish it you have to be able to take it too. And taking it is what Trump is worst at.

Wow that was really awkward Rubio's right!

Rubi cubed

This proves it, we're all on the Truman Show. Obviously the government is scripted. Writers love callbacks.

not to mention, any time trump does anything at all ever, inevitably he once tweeted criticizing someone else for doing that exact thing

like, karma wise, it's more of a risky bet not to do a quick google search any time a new scandal breaks

He also mocked Rubio for drinking water during the 2016 Presidential Campaign.

People saw this and thought "yes that would be a good president"? The joke doesn't even have a punchline nor is the reference even noteworthy. What is life?

Today, Trump paused several times during a speech to drink from a bottle of water.

How the fuck does someone drink water so weirdly wtf? He did the same thing in the debates.

They're gonna keep his head alive in a tub filled with a methamphetamine solution so he doesn't lose his keen wit.


Wrong. It was on the table right beside the lectern, a table that he walked by when he came into the room.

It was on the table right beside the lectern, a table that he walked by when he came into the room.

“I can’t believe I have to open my own water....” face.

Water Watergate? (Can not watch youtube at work, so sorry if that is the joke in the vid)


I believe he doesn't drink, so maybe he hasn't.

I think he really hates Fiji and it kind of stunned him that someone handed him some peasants water